uh oh

[kingelessar]

Well, crap, there's an army at my gates and the kitchen staff of Elrond is nowhere to be found

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[jadegemini]

We have hold music? Shows how often I call myself at work, doesn't it? :starts filling out the paperwork to release the Dead:

[halbarad]

*coughs discreetly* Sir...That paperwork's going to take quite a while.

[jadegemini]

Have some faith, my dear. I'm quite good at paperwork. It'll be finished sooner than you think.

[halbarad]

Only for you Jade. *eyes approaching force nervously*

[dairuin]

*gasp* GREGORY! *grabs palantir and cuddles it* Shhh.... it's all right, Gregory.... that nasty strange man won't hurt you...

[kingelessar]

My palantir! Mine!!!!

*smack*

[dairuin]

*cries*

[kingelessar]

*grumbles/gives you one of his 'alleged' daughters instead - probably the fat one*

There. Have fun.