uh oh
Well, crap, there's an army at my gates and the kitchen staff of Elrond is nowhere to be found.
Who you gonna call?
*picks up the palantir and calls Mandos*
Hello...oh...uh...Jade? Yes, I need to speak to the Dead.
...
No, not a specific dead person...no, I'm not trying to be difficult. What? No, I'm very so- Yes... Look, I- Okay, yes, but I only ever knew them as the Dead. Former residents of the Paths of the Dead? Oh you do! Great...
...
Hold music? Grand... Hey, I know this song... "It's a dead man's party..."
*waits*
Okay, I see, that's the only song they have...
*waits more*
Dammit, I am a King, I have...something or other to do and-
Hello? Dead? Hi! How's it going?
...
It's me. Aragorn. Estel. Elessar.
hgrhhgrhgr...
Yes...yeah! The guy who...enslaved you due to an ancient curse... Still upset about that? Hmm...
Oh...uh, need your help. Would you believe someone's attacking Minas Tirith again?
...
Oh, very funny.
...
Pleeeeeeaaaase?
*sigh*
Fine...yes...okay...and? Done.
Great. See you soon. Love you too. Bye bye.
Who you gonna call?
*picks up the palantir and calls Mandos*
Hello...oh...uh...Jade? Yes, I need to speak to the Dead.
...
No, not a specific dead person...no, I'm not trying to be difficult. What? No, I'm very so- Yes... Look, I- Okay, yes, but I only ever knew them as the Dead. Former residents of the Paths of the Dead? Oh you do! Great...
...
Hold music? Grand... Hey, I know this song... "It's a dead man's party..."
*waits*
Okay, I see, that's the only song they have...
*waits more*
Dammit, I am a King, I have...something or other to do and-
Hello? Dead? Hi! How's it going?
...
It's me. Aragorn. Estel. Elessar.
hgrhhgrhgr...
Yes...yeah! The guy who...enslaved you due to an ancient curse... Still upset about that? Hmm...
Oh...uh, need your help. Would you believe someone's attacking Minas Tirith again?
...
Oh, very funny.
...
Pleeeeeeaaaase?
*sigh*
Fine...yes...okay...and? Done.
Great. See you soon. Love you too. Bye bye.