I'm a huge dork.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, kingeck sent to me...
Twelve littlelaineys drumming
Eleven jollybengalis piping
Ten orioles a-leaping
Nine statistics dancing
Eight biostatistics a-milking
Seven economics a-swimming
Six parasites a-laying
Five cro-o-o-ossword puzzles
Four veronica mars
Three facial deformities
Two movie quotes
...and a calcutta in an epidemiology.
Seriously, these are the dorkiest Christmas gifts ever. Although, I do like myself four Veronica Mars-es and I get three facial deformities, so that's like heaven for me right there.