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Title: Organization XIII Goes Disney?
Author: rokusasu74
Rating:
one for OOC, one for making laugh. it was actually pretty fun to read. the other two I put in for no apparent reason other than my friend threatened me! :)
Full Name (including any titles):
Full Species(es): Nobodies
Hair Color (include adjectives): As Canon
Eye Color (include adjectives): as Canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: none as far as I can tell.
Special Possessions (if any): CD player, Pillows.
Origin: not exactly sure... Castle Oblivion, I think? oh. and a car. can't forget the car.
Connections To Canon Characters: They ARE the canon characters. Supposedly. except Demyx. he's DEFINATELY an imposter.
Special Abilities: playing guitar hero almost perfectly (actually, that's Chapter two, but still.), bad singing, being annoying.
Other Annoying Traits: Demyx sings. REALLY bad.
I Say/Notes: The fic wasn't that bad, I think you should read it, but I'm only doing the first chapter for now... and NO it's not Yaoi.
Sporking Crew: Axel, Roxas, Demyx.
Urhm,well... Actually I kinda liked this fanfic, but I couldn't stop thinking about what the Organization members would say if they had to read this, so I sporked it anyways. . . please comment?
Axel: why'd she have to Think???
Roxas: I really wish she'd stop doing that.
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It was a normal day.
For five minutes.
Roxas: AMAZING!! five whole minutes! *SHOCK!!*
Axel: that's like, a new record, isn't it?
Demyx: yeah. It beats last months record by thirty seconds.
“ROXAS GET YOUR STUPID SELF OUTTA BED, KID!!!” Axel picked Roxas up off of his bed and dropped him onto the floor. Roxas groaned.
“Owwww…what was that for?”
“WE’RE GOING ON A TRIP NOW BE SURE NOT TO TELL ANYBODY OKAY?!”
Axel: OKAY!!! I WON'T TELL ANYONE EVEN THOUGH THE WHOLE CASTLE PROBABLY KNOWS BY NOW!!!
Roxas: wow. how much coffee did fic!axel have this morning?
Roxas stared. “You’re the one screaming at the top of your lungs.”
“Oh, right. Anyway get your stuff, we’re leaving in five.”
Axel: five what? hours? minutes? seconds?
Demyx: umm... I think minutes was what was implied.
Axel: it's called sarcasm.
“Where the heck are we going all of a sudden?” Right then, Demyx flew into the room. Literally.
Demyx: I can fly now??
Roxas: cool. teach me!
“HEYA GUYS!!!” he screamed after crashing into the floor and making a considerable dent in the carpet. “YOU ALL EXCITED TO GO TO DISNEY?!!”
Roxas: *snort* how do you dent a carpet?
Demyx: I don't know. . .
Axel: *Chokes* DISNEY?!? as in, 'it's a small world after all' disneyland?!?
“Disney?!” Roxas looked at Axel. “We’re going to DISNEY?!”
Axel: that's what I just said.
“Now who’s screaming?! Just shuddap and grab what you want to bring.” Roxas blinked and stuffed a random backpack full of random clothes and a CD player. “Okay, NOW what, sir travel agent?”
Roxas: Yes! I'm sarcastic!!
Demyx: that's a good thing?
Roxas: Yes, yes it is.
“Enough with the snide remarks, go get in the car.”
“WE’RE DRIVING?!?!!?!?!?” Roxas and Demyx screeched at once. Demyx grinned and hopped in happy circles, while Roxas broke down in tears and slammed his head against the wall, shaking the foundation of the castle. Axel stopped him and handed him a couple of suitcases.
Demyx and Roxas: What's so bad about a road trip?
Axel: It depends on whose in the car with you.
“Stop killing your brain cells. Car rides with Demyx are tough, but we’ll make it. I think.”
Axel and roxas: *stare at Demyx*
Demyx: what??
Zexion sighed. “This is so stupid. Someone, shut him up.”
All: Shut WHO up?
“I know, honestly.” Luxord commented, stuffing his head under a pillow.
“WE’RE TRYING!!!” Roxas and Larxene roared from in front of them. They were all stuffed into a four-row van, seating 3 people per row. Eight of them, numbers 6 through 13, were in the car, leaving the last row completely empty-reserved for their luggage. Roxas and Larxene were in the second row, trying to silence Demyx.
Demyx: that sounds unpleasant.
Axel: . . . six through thirteen. . . dammit.
Roxas: why are we trying to shut Demyx up? and why am I working with Larxene?
Axel: do the math, smart one, three to a row, you, Larxene, Demyx, it's either shut him up yourself, or get help from Larxene.
Roxas:. . . . . I knew that.
Demyx moaned. “LEMME SING!!!”
“NO SINGING!!” Larxene ordered, stuffing an armful of pillows over his head. Demyx shook them off and opened his mouth, taking a deep breath. Roxas’s eyes widened.
Demyx: oh, come on I'm the melodious nocturne, I shouldn't suck at singing.
Roxas: that depends on the song. . .
“No…have mercy…”
“I KNOW A SONG…”
Roxas: oh, no.
Axel: no... it'll get on our nerves just watching it...
“Stop, before it’s too late!!” Marluxia pleaded, readying a pillow by his ears.
“THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY’S NEEEEERVES…”
All:NO!
Roxas: Demyx, I hate you.
Axel: it's stuck in my head. . . I hate you too.
Demyx: but. . .
“If I hear one more line of that song outta you, it’s over!!” Saix hissed from the front passenger seat. Axel was driving, and kept shooting death glares at Demyx over his shoulder while attempting to watch the road.
Roxas: why is AXEL driving?
Axel: got a problem with that?
Roxas: We're all gonna DIIIIIE!!!!!
“EEEEEEVERYBODY’S NERVES, EEEEEEVERYBODY’S NERVES…”
“DEMYX, SHUT UP…” Axel warned, clutching the steering wheel tighter.
“I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY’S NERVES, AND…”
“No…” Luxord whispered.
“THIS…”
Zexion’s scowl got bigger.
“IS…”
“Demyx, I’ll count to 3.” Saix said, his face reddening. “Ready?”
“HOW…”
“One…”
“IT…”
“Two…”
“GOES…”
“THREE.”
There was a very long pause. Roxas looked at Larxene. Larxene looked at Axel. Axel looked at Roxas. Roxas looked at Marluxia. Marluxia looked at Luxord. Luxord looked at Zexion. Zexion stared out the window and scowled at the world.
Axel: *singsongy*~Akward!!!~
Demyx: I'm. . .very afraid.
Roxas: you should be. You just made Saix angry. not a good thing.
Everyone turned and looked at Saix and Demyx.
“IKNOWASONGTHATGETSONEVERYBODY’SNERVES, EVERYBODY’SNERVES, EVERYBODY’S…OOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!” Demyx rubbed his head and hid under a pile of pillows. “SAIX, DON’T GO BERSERK IN THE CAR!!!!!!”
Roxas: I TOTALLY saw that coming.
Demyx: Ha! serves you right, Imposter!!!!
Axel: you hid. . .under some Pillows. yeeeeeeah, that'll stop him.
Axel handed Saix a coffee. “Here, mocha latte, your favorite, just don’t break anything.”
Demyx: *leans towards Roxas* Saix drinks coffee?
Roxas: I had no Idea.
“Too late.” Larxene said dryly, pointing to an open window spot. “He smashed it through trying to knock Demyx unconscious.”
“SAIX!!! THIS WAS A RENTAL!!”
“Oh well.” Saix replied bitterly. “At least it wasn’t YOU I smashed through.”
There was another long pause.
“Good point.”
Roxas groaned miserably. “How much longer are we stuck in this complete-”
“HELLO MR. SQUIRREL!!” Demyx screeched, waving at a random squirrel sitting on the side of the highway. Larxene smacked him.
“Twelve hours, maybe more.”
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” everyone except Demyx roared with disgust. Roxas banged his head on the window and cried. Zexion angrily mumbled a stream of comments that no one heard-or even should have heard. Marluxia and Luxord sighed with impatience and went back to their game of poker. Saix stiffened, sipped his coffee, and clenched his fists, glaring at Demyx with such a hateful passion that it was surprising he didn’t tear him limb from limb right then and there. Larxene started impatiently stabbing the seat of the car with a kunai knife, promising herself she would never go on a trip with these idiots-and guys, to boot-ever again. Demyx just hummed to himself, greeted small woodland creatures that he happened to notice on the side of the road, and waved at passing cars with reckless abandon.
Demyx: oooooh, Zezzy's a pottymouth!
Roxas: geez, Demyx. Your Fic!self has major ADHD.
Axel: *snerk* Roxas? Cried? *Laughs hysterically*
Roxas: . . . shutup.
Axel shook his head and rolled down Roxas’s window before the kid gave himself a concussion. “This better be worth it in the end, seriously.”
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All: *Perks up* is it over?
Me: the first chapter. there're six more.
All: *groan*
Me: but you can leave now.
All: YES!!! *leave a trail of dust in their haste to leave the theater*
Me: uh. . .
This is my first spork (that I've posted), and I know it's not that funny, but. . . could you people comment please?? if I get even one or two asking for more, I'll put up chapter two.
Author: rokusasu74
Rating:
one for OOC, one for making laugh. it was actually pretty fun to read. the other two I put in for no apparent reason other than my friend threatened me! :)
Full Name (including any titles):
Full Species(es): Nobodies
Hair Color (include adjectives): As Canon
Eye Color (include adjectives): as Canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: none as far as I can tell.
Special Possessions (if any): CD player, Pillows.
Origin: not exactly sure... Castle Oblivion, I think? oh. and a car. can't forget the car.
Connections To Canon Characters: They ARE the canon characters. Supposedly. except Demyx. he's DEFINATELY an imposter.
Special Abilities: playing guitar hero almost perfectly (actually, that's Chapter two, but still.), bad singing, being annoying.
Other Annoying Traits: Demyx sings. REALLY bad.
I Say/Notes: The fic wasn't that bad, I think you should read it, but I'm only doing the first chapter for now... and NO it's not Yaoi.
Sporking Crew: Axel, Roxas, Demyx.
Urhm,well... Actually I kinda liked this fanfic, but I couldn't stop thinking about what the Organization members would say if they had to read this, so I sporked it anyways. . . please comment?
Axel: why'd she have to Think???
Roxas: I really wish she'd stop doing that.
________________________________________________________________________
It was a normal day.
For five minutes.
Roxas: AMAZING!! five whole minutes! *SHOCK!!*
Axel: that's like, a new record, isn't it?
Demyx: yeah. It beats last months record by thirty seconds.
“ROXAS GET YOUR STUPID SELF OUTTA BED, KID!!!” Axel picked Roxas up off of his bed and dropped him onto the floor. Roxas groaned.
“Owwww…what was that for?”
“WE’RE GOING ON A TRIP NOW BE SURE NOT TO TELL ANYBODY OKAY?!”
Axel: OKAY!!! I WON'T TELL ANYONE EVEN THOUGH THE WHOLE CASTLE PROBABLY KNOWS BY NOW!!!
Roxas: wow. how much coffee did fic!axel have this morning?
Roxas stared. “You’re the one screaming at the top of your lungs.”
“Oh, right. Anyway get your stuff, we’re leaving in five.”
Axel: five what? hours? minutes? seconds?
Demyx: umm... I think minutes was what was implied.
Axel: it's called sarcasm.
“Where the heck are we going all of a sudden?” Right then, Demyx flew into the room. Literally.
Demyx: I can fly now??
Roxas: cool. teach me!
“HEYA GUYS!!!” he screamed after crashing into the floor and making a considerable dent in the carpet. “YOU ALL EXCITED TO GO TO DISNEY?!!”
Roxas: *snort* how do you dent a carpet?
Demyx: I don't know. . .
Axel: *Chokes* DISNEY?!? as in, 'it's a small world after all' disneyland?!?
“Disney?!” Roxas looked at Axel. “We’re going to DISNEY?!”
Axel: that's what I just said.
“Now who’s screaming?! Just shuddap and grab what you want to bring.” Roxas blinked and stuffed a random backpack full of random clothes and a CD player. “Okay, NOW what, sir travel agent?”
Roxas: Yes! I'm sarcastic!!
Demyx: that's a good thing?
Roxas: Yes, yes it is.
“Enough with the snide remarks, go get in the car.”
“WE’RE DRIVING?!?!!?!?!?” Roxas and Demyx screeched at once. Demyx grinned and hopped in happy circles, while Roxas broke down in tears and slammed his head against the wall, shaking the foundation of the castle. Axel stopped him and handed him a couple of suitcases.
Demyx and Roxas: What's so bad about a road trip?
Axel: It depends on whose in the car with you.
“Stop killing your brain cells. Car rides with Demyx are tough, but we’ll make it. I think.”
Axel and roxas: *stare at Demyx*
Demyx: what??
Zexion sighed. “This is so stupid. Someone, shut him up.”
All: Shut WHO up?
“I know, honestly.” Luxord commented, stuffing his head under a pillow.
“WE’RE TRYING!!!” Roxas and Larxene roared from in front of them. They were all stuffed into a four-row van, seating 3 people per row. Eight of them, numbers 6 through 13, were in the car, leaving the last row completely empty-reserved for their luggage. Roxas and Larxene were in the second row, trying to silence Demyx.
Demyx: that sounds unpleasant.
Axel: . . . six through thirteen. . . dammit.
Roxas: why are we trying to shut Demyx up? and why am I working with Larxene?
Axel: do the math, smart one, three to a row, you, Larxene, Demyx, it's either shut him up yourself, or get help from Larxene.
Roxas:. . . . . I knew that.
Demyx moaned. “LEMME SING!!!”
“NO SINGING!!” Larxene ordered, stuffing an armful of pillows over his head. Demyx shook them off and opened his mouth, taking a deep breath. Roxas’s eyes widened.
Demyx: oh, come on I'm the melodious nocturne, I shouldn't suck at singing.
Roxas: that depends on the song. . .
“No…have mercy…”
“I KNOW A SONG…”
Roxas: oh, no.
Axel: no... it'll get on our nerves just watching it...
“Stop, before it’s too late!!” Marluxia pleaded, readying a pillow by his ears.
“THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY’S NEEEEERVES…”
All:NO!
Roxas: Demyx, I hate you.
Axel: it's stuck in my head. . . I hate you too.
Demyx: but. . .
“If I hear one more line of that song outta you, it’s over!!” Saix hissed from the front passenger seat. Axel was driving, and kept shooting death glares at Demyx over his shoulder while attempting to watch the road.
Roxas: why is AXEL driving?
Axel: got a problem with that?
Roxas: We're all gonna DIIIIIE!!!!!
“EEEEEEVERYBODY’S NERVES, EEEEEEVERYBODY’S NERVES…”
“DEMYX, SHUT UP…” Axel warned, clutching the steering wheel tighter.
“I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY’S NERVES, AND…”
“No…” Luxord whispered.
“THIS…”
Zexion’s scowl got bigger.
“IS…”
“Demyx, I’ll count to 3.” Saix said, his face reddening. “Ready?”
“HOW…”
“One…”
“IT…”
“Two…”
“GOES…”
“THREE.”
There was a very long pause. Roxas looked at Larxene. Larxene looked at Axel. Axel looked at Roxas. Roxas looked at Marluxia. Marluxia looked at Luxord. Luxord looked at Zexion. Zexion stared out the window and scowled at the world.
Axel: *singsongy*~Akward!!!~
Demyx: I'm. . .very afraid.
Roxas: you should be. You just made Saix angry. not a good thing.
Everyone turned and looked at Saix and Demyx.
“IKNOWASONGTHATGETSONEVERYBODY’SNERVES, EVERYBODY’SNERVES, EVERYBODY’S…OOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!” Demyx rubbed his head and hid under a pile of pillows. “SAIX, DON’T GO BERSERK IN THE CAR!!!!!!”
Roxas: I TOTALLY saw that coming.
Demyx: Ha! serves you right, Imposter!!!!
Axel: you hid. . .under some Pillows. yeeeeeeah, that'll stop him.
Axel handed Saix a coffee. “Here, mocha latte, your favorite, just don’t break anything.”
Demyx: *leans towards Roxas* Saix drinks coffee?
Roxas: I had no Idea.
“Too late.” Larxene said dryly, pointing to an open window spot. “He smashed it through trying to knock Demyx unconscious.”
“SAIX!!! THIS WAS A RENTAL!!”
“Oh well.” Saix replied bitterly. “At least it wasn’t YOU I smashed through.”
There was another long pause.
“Good point.”
Roxas groaned miserably. “How much longer are we stuck in this complete-”
“HELLO MR. SQUIRREL!!” Demyx screeched, waving at a random squirrel sitting on the side of the highway. Larxene smacked him.
“Twelve hours, maybe more.”
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” everyone except Demyx roared with disgust. Roxas banged his head on the window and cried. Zexion angrily mumbled a stream of comments that no one heard-or even should have heard. Marluxia and Luxord sighed with impatience and went back to their game of poker. Saix stiffened, sipped his coffee, and clenched his fists, glaring at Demyx with such a hateful passion that it was surprising he didn’t tear him limb from limb right then and there. Larxene started impatiently stabbing the seat of the car with a kunai knife, promising herself she would never go on a trip with these idiots-and guys, to boot-ever again. Demyx just hummed to himself, greeted small woodland creatures that he happened to notice on the side of the road, and waved at passing cars with reckless abandon.
Demyx: oooooh, Zezzy's a pottymouth!
Roxas: geez, Demyx. Your Fic!self has major ADHD.
Axel: *snerk* Roxas? Cried? *Laughs hysterically*
Roxas: . . . shutup.
Axel shook his head and rolled down Roxas’s window before the kid gave himself a concussion. “This better be worth it in the end, seriously.”
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All: *Perks up* is it over?
Me: the first chapter. there're six more.
All: *groan*
Me: but you can leave now.
All: YES!!! *leave a trail of dust in their haste to leave the theater*
Me: uh. . .
This is my first spork (that I've posted), and I know it's not that funny, but. . . could you people comment please?? if I get even one or two asking for more, I'll put up chapter two.