strictly for entertainment purposes...
okay, so i've been mentioning when commenting in other peoples' journals about a personal ad with application/questionnaire that kheper posted in his lj a while back...
i believe it should... be... HERE!hope that link works... and check the comments for my application... (as nomad_dj ( Read more... )
i believe it should... be... HERE!hope that link works... and check the comments for my application... (as nomad_dj ( Read more... )
eye color: stale urine yellow.
nationality: hermaphroditic alien.
height: 2".
age: 666.
please answer these questions.
closet
number of shoes: i wear tennis rackets.
number of purses/bags: i killed a girl and fashioned her skin into a sweet little number.
number of 'really cute' clothes: my garbage bag is pretty cute...
do you need a second closet?: sure, gotta hide all my carcass's SOMEWHERE....
are there or were there monsters living in there?: no, just a rotting corpse or a zillion.
is there a portal to another dimension in there?: sadly, no.
do you...
smoke?: no.
drink?: space juice!!
do drugs?: i snort the odd bit of cat litter...
have any to share?: NO! IT'S MY CAT LITTER! GET YER OWN!!
bathroom
how long on average do you spend?: 30mins-a century.
how big of a box would it take to hold all your makeup? don't wear any.
favorite
color?: translucent rainbow!!
food?: spaghetti.
song?: haha. anything by modest mouse.
season?: n/a.
drink?: SPACE JUICE!!
movie?: How To Make a Purse out of gRRL-sKIN.
personal
what kind of music do you like?: indie-rock!!
do you get jealous easy?: only if you've got a bigger cd collection than me.. i'll be jealous of that.
do you need a drool cup?: if you change cup to bucket.... yeah.
who is david fincher?: some guy.
who is john digweed?: he killed my cat. got me hooked on cat litter. asshole.
do you like geek stuff, ie; star wars, video games, comics?: OF COURSE!!
do you like the powerpuff girls?: fucking NO.
favorite powerpuff girl?: SHITHEAD.
can you tell the difference between real world and fantasy world?: nah.
do you like faeries?: not after what that one did to my DEAD cat... poor creature; no one will leave it alone.
do you have a pet dragon?: no. but john digweed and the faerie might abuse it if i did...
do you like kitties?: YES!!!! eee!!
do you believe in ghosts?: hardly.
do you believe in aliens?: see: nationality.
do you have an imaginary friend?: yes, slutzky.
are you religious?: no.
will you end up giving me a janky nickname like 'bunny?': yes.
if so, what nickname?: HI, JANKY BUNNY!
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