strictly for entertainment purposes...
okay, so i've been mentioning when commenting in other peoples' journals about a personal ad with application/questionnaire that kheper posted in his lj a while back...
i believe it should... be... HERE!
hope that link works... and check the comments for my application... (as nomad_dj)
probably the most entertaining part of the entire thing was the fact that i was the only one that filled out an application...
anyways, just for fun, i thought i might post my own here... so... feeling lucky? fill out an application... i promise an entertaining response to each and every one of you that fills out an application, whether you seriously fill it out or make something up...
dj/raver type seeking 20something girl to watch movies, cuddle, and go to raves with. must be able to: deal with the fact that i have turntables in the bedroom, give excellent hugs, enjoy rainy days, understand that i go through monthly FMS (Full Moon Syndrome). applicant must also have cute clothes and smell nice. if not a vegan/vegetarian yet, must experience my cooking for 30 days before turning vegan/vegetarian. please fill out this simple form and post/send a picture for further processing.
name:
eye color:
hair color:
nationality:
height:
age:
please answer these questions.
closet
number of shoes:
number of purses/bags:
number of 'really cute' clothes:
do you need a second closet?:
are there or were there monsters living in there?:
is there a portal to another dimension in there?:
do you...
smoke?:
drink?:
do drugs?:
have any to share?:
bathroom
how long on average do you spend getting ready?:
how big of a box would it take to hold all your makeup?
favorite
color?:
food?:
song?:
season?:
drink?:
movie?:
personal
what kind of music do you like?:
do you get jealous easy?:
do you need a drool cup?:
who is david fincher?:
who is john digweed?:
do you like geek stuff, ie; star wars, video games, comics?:
do you like the powerpuff girls?:
favorite powerpuff girl?:
can you tell the difference between real world and fantasy world?:
do you like faeries?:
do you have a pet dragon?:
do you like kitties?:
do you believe in ghosts?:
do you believe in aliens?:
do you have an imaginary friend?:
are you religious?:
will you end up giving me a janky nickname like 'bunny?':
if so, what nickname?:
thank you for your time.
any and all complaints can be directed towards kheper.... it was his idea in the first place...
i believe it should... be... HERE!
hope that link works... and check the comments for my application... (as nomad_dj)
probably the most entertaining part of the entire thing was the fact that i was the only one that filled out an application...
anyways, just for fun, i thought i might post my own here... so... feeling lucky? fill out an application... i promise an entertaining response to each and every one of you that fills out an application, whether you seriously fill it out or make something up...
dj/raver type seeking 20something girl to watch movies, cuddle, and go to raves with. must be able to: deal with the fact that i have turntables in the bedroom, give excellent hugs, enjoy rainy days, understand that i go through monthly FMS (Full Moon Syndrome). applicant must also have cute clothes and smell nice. if not a vegan/vegetarian yet, must experience my cooking for 30 days before turning vegan/vegetarian. please fill out this simple form and post/send a picture for further processing.
name:
eye color:
hair color:
nationality:
height:
age:
please answer these questions.
closet
number of shoes:
number of purses/bags:
number of 'really cute' clothes:
do you need a second closet?:
are there or were there monsters living in there?:
is there a portal to another dimension in there?:
do you...
smoke?:
drink?:
do drugs?:
have any to share?:
bathroom
how long on average do you spend getting ready?:
how big of a box would it take to hold all your makeup?
favorite
color?:
food?:
song?:
season?:
drink?:
movie?:
personal
what kind of music do you like?:
do you get jealous easy?:
do you need a drool cup?:
who is david fincher?:
who is john digweed?:
do you like geek stuff, ie; star wars, video games, comics?:
do you like the powerpuff girls?:
favorite powerpuff girl?:
can you tell the difference between real world and fantasy world?:
do you like faeries?:
do you have a pet dragon?:
do you like kitties?:
do you believe in ghosts?:
do you believe in aliens?:
do you have an imaginary friend?:
are you religious?:
will you end up giving me a janky nickname like 'bunny?':
if so, what nickname?:
thank you for your time.
any and all complaints can be directed towards kheper.... it was his idea in the first place...