Stats & Permissions!
Age: Uh... no idea. Adult, in body if not in maturity.
Eyes: Orange
Hair: Red
Height: ...hmm. Hard to say. He varies from game to game, between big n' hefty and GINORMOUS. For camp purposes we'll go by Brawl, which I assume makes him 7-8 feet tall.
Physical traits: A giant, fire-breathing turtle! Spikey on the back, thick in front, redheaded and horned on top.
Medical info: Has had a history of beatings via Mario, but recovers completely through video game logic.
Mentionable IC: Almost everything; Bowser can be very meta. He'll be grumpy if you mention his obvious streak of fail, though.
Abilities: Fire breath, high jumping, incredible physical strength, and slow like a tank (but can be lethal for short distances, lol game physics.) Going by Brawl he can somehow "roll" across the ground by using his legs like threads, but he can accomplish the same thing the same way all other Koopas can; shell rolling! When he lands after a really high jump he creates shockwaves, and if he grabs you he can pull off a physics-defying piledriver! Also, he rarely throws swarms of hammers and casts plot-related lightning spells.
Notes for the Psychics: While you can occasionally find a competent scheme or thought trailing through his cranium, Bowser's idle thoughts are mostly "I'm awesome!" "Mario stinks!" "I should kidnap Peach again!" etc.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: I'm still getting used to him, so nada on the first two. As for the rest, Bowser was meant for abuse, so go ahead! He might do it right back, though. Or cry.
Maim/Murder/Death: Bowser loses extra lives all the time, so go ahead! He won't experience anything too graphic, though; your attempt to sever his head will just register at "Hit 1." And in that case, he'll definitely fight back. Probably. If it's not humorous. Maybe.
Kissing/Hugging: Hugs are great and will make him awkward! Assuming you'd actually WANT to kiss him, though, he might recall some trauma from SMRPG if you're a guy.
Cooking: Bowser is not a good cook. If left to his own devices he will either eat things raw, or burn them to a crisp first.
Eyes: Orange
Hair: Red
Height: ...hmm. Hard to say. He varies from game to game, between big n' hefty and GINORMOUS. For camp purposes we'll go by Brawl, which I assume makes him 7-8 feet tall.
Physical traits: A giant, fire-breathing turtle! Spikey on the back, thick in front, redheaded and horned on top.
Medical info: Has had a history of beatings via Mario, but recovers completely through video game logic.
Mentionable IC: Almost everything; Bowser can be very meta. He'll be grumpy if you mention his obvious streak of fail, though.
Abilities: Fire breath, high jumping, incredible physical strength, and slow like a tank (but can be lethal for short distances, lol game physics.) Going by Brawl he can somehow "roll" across the ground by using his legs like threads, but he can accomplish the same thing the same way all other Koopas can; shell rolling! When he lands after a really high jump he creates shockwaves, and if he grabs you he can pull off a physics-defying piledriver! Also, he rarely throws swarms of hammers and casts plot-related lightning spells.
Notes for the Psychics: While you can occasionally find a competent scheme or thought trailing through his cranium, Bowser's idle thoughts are mostly "I'm awesome!" "Mario stinks!" "I should kidnap Peach again!" etc.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: I'm still getting used to him, so nada on the first two. As for the rest, Bowser was meant for abuse, so go ahead! He might do it right back, though. Or cry.
Maim/Murder/Death: Bowser loses extra lives all the time, so go ahead! He won't experience anything too graphic, though; your attempt to sever his head will just register at "Hit 1." And in that case, he'll definitely fight back. Probably. If it's not humorous. Maybe.
Kissing/Hugging: Hugs are great and will make him awkward! Assuming you'd actually WANT to kiss him, though, he might recall some trauma from SMRPG if you're a guy.
Cooking: Bowser is not a good cook. If left to his own devices he will either eat things raw, or burn them to a crisp first.