trotting off

[king_of_mods]

allright! i've cleaned nathan's flat, got claire out of bed to mind the shop, made sure the kettle's off, sat on my suitcase to make sure it would latch (was a lot easier when bollo was around, the mad monkey), got a sack of travel sweets, got me travel suit, my glitter wellies, some bongo brothers mp3s from spider, and got me thumb warmed up and

Comments

[clairesicle]

Wait, why am I minding the shop instead of sleeping? A man in...some kind of headdress wants me to show him a gem of natunkdi or something and I don't even know what that is.

[king_of_mods]

check the cabinet in the back next to the books of shadows, you want the green gems, not the red. cheers, claireybear!

[naboo_thats_who]

Gem of Natunkdi is a porn film. He's looking for next door.

[king_of_mods]

what are them green gems in the cabinet, then?

[naboo_thats_who]

The air fresheners?

[king_of_mods]

well we'd better re-order.

[naboo_thats_who]

Master of shopkeeping, you are. Do let me know if you have any other sage business advice.

This explains the gaps in the inventory, I suppose. You don't know what anything bloody is. Didn't you look at the list I wrote you?

[king_of_mods]

list? yeah! i looked at it once.

[naboo_thats_who]

Looked at, or read?

[king_of_mods]

whats the difference?

[naboo_thats_who]

One involves understanding it. The other involves holding it near your face while dreaming about sexually confused sci-fi shows.

[king_of_mods]

oh, yeah!

so wait, really, what's the difference?

[naboo_thats_who]

The difference is that one involves me being very pissed off. And the Board of Shamen asking questions. And you being a twat.

[king_of_mods]

the list said 'gem of nutunkdi, back cabinet.' you sure you didn't give me the list with the porn shops inventory on it?

[naboo_thats_who]

...fuck.

I hate you.

[clairesicle]

There's a shaman porn shop next door?