Astro-NUT
This current story of the Astronaut love triangle is pretty pathetic but at the same time, I am absolutely amused by the craziness of the story. It literally sounds like something out of made-for-cable-tv special. Astronaut Lisa Nowak is accused of trying to kidnap and kill a rival for the affections of astronaut Bill Oefelein. Nowak drove 950 miles wearing diapers to confront Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman in the parking lot of Orlando International Airport early Monday morning. In her vehicle, she had a steel mallet, a 4-inch knife, a rubber tube, maps, bus schedules, a BB gun, and a disguise. Nowak ended up briefly spraying the rival woman with pepper spray in the airport parking lot, however, the rival woman got away. Astro-NUTTY!!!