i don't get it. is not man the king of the beasts, given dominion over the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, and the cattle, and over all the wild animals and all the creatures that crawl on the ground? i thought that was laid out pretty clearly back in the day. by GOD. if a man is rich enough, he should be allowed to make any animals fight ( Read more... )

so it turns out that espn's stuart scott is actually NOT mutating into some hideous, inhuman creature. well, he's probably not. at least, that isn't what's been causing the seemingly increasing disfigurement of his head. as i've watched stu over the course of the past year or so, it seemed to me that his head was quite literally changing shape. it ( Read more... )

alright, first things fuckin' last. annika sorenstam. i hope she wins the colostomy colonial outright. i hope some fucking bastard loses to her & jumps into a water hazard. why is there this much "controversy" over this? my fucking brain hurts over here. if i could just tell the good folks at ESPN something real quick: GOLF IS NOT A FUCKING SPORT. ( Read more... )

it's been a while now, & i still haven't checked in on the whole bob ryan incident. i've been trying to come to grips with it, trying to let it trickle down the crevasses of my brain & into the puddle of bubbling, steaming radioactive muck inside my skull. let it slosh around in there until my nerves could calm & coherent sentences on the subject ( Read more... )