we like to party
an old Manse Party invitation i just unearthed. i used to love writing party invite emails, because they don't have to make any sense...
"many millions of æons ago, we, in primordial
oozeforms, sludged our ways to the surface of the
infernal muckpuddle of creation, and thus was
consciousness born of nothingness. as that slime did,
so then do we, now, declare our independence from the
sucking, clinging scum of reality. in celebration,
bitches! the lifeforms of planet manse have descended
upon the earth, to the woe of all her peoples! a great
razing is soon to follow! join us in all of our evil
splendor! drinks! music! dancing! death! we'll sing
ancient songs & awaken old & terrible gods & the earth
will be washed clean in a sea of boiling blood!"
"many millions of æons ago, we, in primordial
oozeforms, sludged our ways to the surface of the
infernal muckpuddle of creation, and thus was
consciousness born of nothingness. as that slime did,
so then do we, now, declare our independence from the
sucking, clinging scum of reality. in celebration,
bitches! the lifeforms of planet manse have descended
upon the earth, to the woe of all her peoples! a great
razing is soon to follow! join us in all of our evil
splendor! drinks! music! dancing! death! we'll sing
ancient songs & awaken old & terrible gods & the earth
will be washed clean in a sea of boiling blood!"