news/ native american pipe tobacco/ don't honor the vagina (???)
i'm alive!
news in d-rizzle's life:
-probably getting a job at SEAR'S
-going to drop one of my july classes (i'll take one class in june, one in july)
-been living alone in jawad's appartment (he's not staying there this summer)
-had cable TV/internet disconnected at appartment to save money/save time.
i haven't really done much for the past 5 days i've been up in lawrence.
although last night - i went to a friends house and they all began to smoke "native american pipe tobacco" (aka schwag) and drink heavily
i heard a lot of nonsense, such as "you know - if there was a piece of roast beef between your plate and his, he'd eat it and give you the scraps. if there was a breast and a wing, he'd eat the breast and give you the wing. i mean, look at him."
i also learned to "not honor the vagina or the females, they will make you do some crazy shit"
i left at midnight, and didn't go with them to a stripper party.
Trent's wife is a stripper and she was having a party with lots of stripper friends and i didn't go.
why? because i'm a fucking square.
anyways - i met some interesting people yesterday - including Jason the mildly retarded kid, Bruno the pudgy brazilian, and Wes the dirty hippie. i'm going to have to write a book about all these weird people i've met!
news in d-rizzle's life:
-probably getting a job at SEAR'S
-going to drop one of my july classes (i'll take one class in june, one in july)
-been living alone in jawad's appartment (he's not staying there this summer)
-had cable TV/internet disconnected at appartment to save money/save time.
i haven't really done much for the past 5 days i've been up in lawrence.
although last night - i went to a friends house and they all began to smoke "native american pipe tobacco" (aka schwag) and drink heavily
i heard a lot of nonsense, such as "you know - if there was a piece of roast beef between your plate and his, he'd eat it and give you the scraps. if there was a breast and a wing, he'd eat the breast and give you the wing. i mean, look at him."
i also learned to "not honor the vagina or the females, they will make you do some crazy shit"
i left at midnight, and didn't go with them to a stripper party.
Trent's wife is a stripper and she was having a party with lots of stripper friends and i didn't go.
why? because i'm a fucking square.
anyways - i met some interesting people yesterday - including Jason the mildly retarded kid, Bruno the pudgy brazilian, and Wes the dirty hippie. i'm going to have to write a book about all these weird people i've met!