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Jan 22, 2011 21:41

[Well, it's just another bright and sunny morning here at Mayfield and your friendly neighborhood Empress has set up a stand outside her house, once again giving away plates of cookies to the general populace ( Read more... )

poor tsuna, best idea ever, empress is cooking again, your daily dose of cute, this is not okay, worst idea ever

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1/2 pygmalion_perv January 23 2011, 06:08:39 UTC

[AT FIRST I WAS LIKE]

"Empress! Hi!"

2/2 pygmalion_perv January 23 2011, 06:09:01 UTC

[BUT THEN I WAS LIKE]

"...Whoa! What the heck is that spider doing there?"

kindlichekaiser January 23 2011, 15:00:09 UTC

Hello, Hachibe! []The spider is slowly making its way to Empress's hand]

Yes, he is. Isn't he cute? I just bought him from the pet shop!

pygmalion_perv January 23 2011, 15:01:45 UTC

[SCREAMS]

"Watch out!"

[And in a single smooth motion, Hachibe vaults over the table, landing next to Empress and scooping her up in his arms to get her hands away from that hideous hellbeast of a spider.]

kindlichekaiser January 23 2011, 15:06:25 UTC

[Everything happened so fast, she sits there blinking owlishly a few times and looks fro mthe spider to Hachibe]

What? Watch out for what?

pygmalion_perv January 23 2011, 15:07:37 UTC

"That... that spider! It was about to crawl onto your hand!"

[EYEING THAT THING SO SUSPICIOUSLY]

kindlichekaiser January 23 2011, 20:13:30 UTC

[She laughs a little] He's harmless! He even knows tricks; he's very smart.

He won't hurt me, I promise! [She gives Hachibe's cheek a pat]

pygmalion_perv January 23 2011, 20:14:33 UTC

"He hasn't bitten you or anything?"

[Slowly lowering her down, he scoops up her hands and checks them over for the smallest bite or abrasion. HE DOESN'T TRUST THAT THING, OKAY.]

kindlichekaiser January 23 2011, 22:22:11 UTC

No... [she looks amused, letting him examine her hands] He's quite nice. But he likes to climb on my hands and my arms, so it's fun carrying him around.

I don't have a name for him though.

I wonder what Tsuna would think if he knew Hachibe was always doing shit like this pygmalion_perv January 23 2011, 22:29:11 UTC

"Well... as long as he's trained, I guess. I could never forgive myself if I let anything happen to those wonderful soft white hands of yours!"

[Gives them a squeeze!]

probably that hachibe needs to STEP OFF HIS WOMAN idk. kindlichekaiser January 24 2011, 16:11:41 UTC

[She chuckles] I've been taking care of them, just like you said.

I don't think he'll bite me, so please don't worry. [She smiles, oh-so cheerfully

Do you want a cookie?

pygmalion_perv January 24 2011, 16:18:12 UTC

"Well... if you're sure..."

[He moves back around to the front of the stand, keeping an eye on that horrible harbinger of hand destroying doom all the way as he does.]

"Yeah, a cookie would be great!"

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