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[Well, it's just another bright and sunny morning here at Mayfield and your friendly neighborhood Empress has set up a stand outside her house, once again giving away plates of cookies to the general populace.
Except, they're still salty. She mixed up the salt and the sugar again, but seems blissfully unaware. There is even a pitcher of lemonade! Except she didn't put enough sugar in it. Sorry guys!
But can you really tell her they're awful especially to that cute little face?
And especially when this adorable little girl currently has a tarantula slowly moving around the surface area of the stand, and Empress is petting it?
Yep.
Empress got a pet! And yes, it's a tarantula. It knows tricks! It knows how to 'sit' and roll over and play dead and do a backflip! It can also kill you on command, but hey! Details. Not like Empress will command it to kill anyone anyway, and look how happy she looks with that Guard Spider!
Yep.]
Except, they're still salty. She mixed up the salt and the sugar again, but seems blissfully unaware. There is even a pitcher of lemonade! Except she didn't put enough sugar in it. Sorry guys!
But can you really tell her they're awful especially to that cute little face?
And especially when this adorable little girl currently has a tarantula slowly moving around the surface area of the stand, and Empress is petting it?
Yep.
Empress got a pet! And yes, it's a tarantula. It knows tricks! It knows how to 'sit' and roll over and play dead and do a backflip! It can also kill you on command, but hey! Details. Not like Empress will command it to kill anyone anyway, and look how happy she looks with that Guard Spider!
Yep.]