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[kindlichekaiser]

[Well, it's just another bright and sunny morning here at Mayfield and your friendly neighborhood Empress has set up a stand outside her house, once again giving away plates of cookies to the general populace

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[is_childofwoe]

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[Interesting.]

Where did you get the spider?

[kindlichekaiser]

The pet store! [,small>She smiles brightly] I wanted a pet, but I don't know what sorts of animals they have here... They didn't have giant racing snails, or giant bats, but they had this!

I thought he was cute.

[is_childofwoe]

They sell spiders here? Really?

oh noo an html fail up there sob

[kindlichekaiser]

Apparently. They had all sorts of animals. Cats and dogs, and things called 'hamsters' and 'ferrets.'

Are you looking for a pet?

[is_childofwoe]

I have a pet tarantula at home. His name is Homer.

[kindlichekaiser]

Oh, that's what I forgot to do...I haven't decided on a name...

...Does your tarantula do tricks?

[is_childofwoe]

Yes. He's quite well trained. He's smarter then Pugsley.

[kindlichekaiser]

Who is Pugsley? Anther pet?

[is_childofwoe]

My brother.

[kindlichekaiser]

Are tarantulas normally smarter than people...? [Trying to. Be polite...]

[is_childofwoe]

Mine was.

[She thinks most people are idiots anyway.]

[kindlichekaiser]

What tricks did it know?

[is_childofwoe]

He could crawl up peoples legs.

[kindlichekaiser]

Oh.

[pause]

This one can do a backflip.

[As if on cue the spider jumps and flips backwards, lands and then slowly makes it progress of exploring the countertop again]

[is_childofwoe]

Have you trained him to bite people?

[kindlichekaiser]

No, but the pet shop owner said he came with that trick... But I don't see why I'd use it against anyone.