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Oh dear...
[Empress sounds a bit concerned over the phone] Everyone? I'm sorry, but... well, I sat down to think about it today, and tried to stretch my memory as far back as I could. And I looked through some science books as well and...
Well, I've been lying to you about my age. If my calculations are correct, I'm not 200,000.
In reality, I'm 500,000. I'm sorry for any confusion. I've been around since human imagination first began, and that would be around the same time humans first came into existence.
[She nods then, sounding a bit happier now that she's gotten this "horrible lie" off her chest] Forgive my minor mistake.
[Empress sounds a bit concerned over the phone] Everyone? I'm sorry, but... well, I sat down to think about it today, and tried to stretch my memory as far back as I could. And I looked through some science books as well and...
Well, I've been lying to you about my age. If my calculations are correct, I'm not 200,000.
In reality, I'm 500,000. I'm sorry for any confusion. I've been around since human imagination first began, and that would be around the same time humans first came into existence.
[She nods then, sounding a bit happier now that she's gotten this "horrible lie" off her chest] Forgive my minor mistake.