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What a strange thing to find on your doorstep.
[She talks on the phone as she regards the large turkey in front of her.] Is this some sort of tradition I'm not familiar with...? [she picks the knife up to cut it open.]
You're supposed to cut it, right? It's foo-
[There's the sound of many tiny things falling to the floor and Empress jumps away from the table with a scream, dropping the phone.
OH GOD THERE ARE TEETH FALLING OUT OF THE TURKEY THIS HOLIDAYS SUCKS OH MY GOD]
[She talks on the phone as she regards the large turkey in front of her.] Is this some sort of tradition I'm not familiar with...? [she picks the knife up to cut it open.]
You're supposed to cut it, right? It's foo-
[There's the sound of many tiny things falling to the floor and Empress jumps away from the table with a scream, dropping the phone.
OH GOD THERE ARE TEETH FALLING OUT OF THE TURKEY THIS HOLIDAYS SUCKS OH MY GOD]