I Am Nuts

Nov 11, 2011 19:19

That's it! I have gone completely bonkers. Really! I don't think there is a road back. I mean it.  We've all done it: dialed a phone number on the tv remote control, threw our wallet in the garbage by accident. Once my grandma threw the chicken she was going to cook in the garbage can, while simultaneously putting an ashtray full of ashes in the refrigerator.  Has anyone ever heard the door bell and went to open the fridge? No! I have.  Those are all small potatoes compared to what I did this Wednesday.
We came home from Brooklyn.  It wasn't too late, about 6 pm or so. My dear hubby asked for a sandwich. Normal request, especially for someone that drove to Brooklyn and back without dinner.  Not a problem. I went to the freezer, got out a piece of bread for the sandwich. Came to the sink, turned the water on, sprayed some lavender soap on the bread and started scrubbing it with a sponge.  Leon looked at me curiously. I quietly threw that bread out, got another slice, and made that sandwich.
Bonkers!!

funny

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