Mutha Uckers.
Too many mutha uckers, uckin' with my shi-
No, wait. Only one. But she's the biggest mutha ucker of them all. Can anyone guess who she is? I bet Kim and Alma most likely know... maybe even Lizzie.
It is... MY MOTHER!
*gasps of shock*
*pause*
Kim: Wait... that isn't shocking at all!
Yes Kim, it isn't. Just another normal day for a child of... that thing.
Why is she a mutha ucker this time? Well, I moved out of her house for a very good reason: I don't want to be anywhere near her. That's pretty straight forward. But now she keeps wanting to pick me up from my new home, and take me out to her house so I can clean and fix stuff while she's asleep....
WHAT THE HELL?!? I'm no longer living there! It is no longer my house! Why should I have to go clean and fix things anymore?!?
She even made me cancel plans that I had today so I could go do it, even though I had told her I would be willing to go and do it tomorrow when I have nothing on my plate. But no. I have to do it today.
Mutha Ucker.