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This has to be the worst karmic joke ever. I don't remember taking massive amounts of hallucinogenic drugs last night, so I'm going to assume that I really did wake up this morning handcuffed to the woman who killed my parents...
No one ever told me she was stupid and shrill. She keeps trying to cast a killing curse on me, in spite of the fact that neither of our wands are working at all.
I didn't get the wolfsbane, Draco, but I don't think I'll be needing it. It's just a shame I won't remember tearing her throat out afterwards. I've never looked forward to changing before, but in this particular case, I don't mind getting my snout bloodied up. I'll bet she tastes like shrew.
Eurgh. In the meantime, I think I'll try and spew on her boots. I had custard and toast last night, I'll bet it won't wash out easily.
I can't believe I finally got out of trouble at school just to wake up trapped in a graveyard with a dead woman who refuses to be maggot chow like she ought to.
Unless I'm dead too and just don't know it. This would be a pretty fitting eternal kind of torment, actually.
No one ever told me she was stupid and shrill. She keeps trying to cast a killing curse on me, in spite of the fact that neither of our wands are working at all.
I didn't get the wolfsbane, Draco, but I don't think I'll be needing it. It's just a shame I won't remember tearing her throat out afterwards. I've never looked forward to changing before, but in this particular case, I don't mind getting my snout bloodied up. I'll bet she tastes like shrew.
Eurgh. In the meantime, I think I'll try and spew on her boots. I had custard and toast last night, I'll bet it won't wash out easily.
I can't believe I finally got out of trouble at school just to wake up trapped in a graveyard with a dead woman who refuses to be maggot chow like she ought to.
Unless I'm dead too and just don't know it. This would be a pretty fitting eternal kind of torment, actually.