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[kindacanidae]

This has to be the worst karmic joke ever. I don't remember taking massive amounts of hallucinogenic drugs last night, so I'm going to assume that I really did wake up this morning handcuffed to the woman who killed my parents

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[ratherbookish]

How that beastly she-thing has escaped permanent death for so long boggles my mind.

[kindacanidae]

Hi, Hermione.
I'm going to tear out her kneecaps with my teeth tomorrow night.

[ratherbookish]

Hello, uh.....Teddy, was it? I'm sorry, I don't think I have reached the part in my 'world' where you're born yet, I've only read about you so far.

Bite off her legs while you're at it. And call her Stumpy.

[kindacanidae]

Oh, really? I've known you all my life so it's easy to forget. Ted Lupin. My parents were Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks...Mum's around somewhere, actually.

Stumpy? No. I'm going to call her entrails-hanging-out.

[ihaveasoul]

You got handcuffed to HER?

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Have fun tearing her to shreds.

[kindacanidae]

Thanks. I'm going to pull out all of her wriggly insides and roll around in them.

[ihaveasoul]

Well, she deserves it, enjoy!

[kindacanidae]

She really does.

[hex_you_up]

Ooohhh, give her a couple of oozing wounds for me?

[kindacanidae]

Sure. Anything specific?

[hex_you_up]

Oh, I'm sure you can come up with something clever.

[kindacanidae]

How about the long stringy bits in her wrists? Or whatever is underneath her ribcage...lungs, right?
I have to find out where her vocal chords are anyhow, that's what Ron wants taken out.