Comments | kinda_crabby: ♋ ACT V

kinda_crabby

♋ ACT V > GET CRABS.

Feb 25, 2011 00:23

[ Go to the store, he was told. Whatever, not as if he had anything better to do, right? Besides, this may be an opportunity to learn more about human society, which would be important considering he is stuck in one now. The human food market sure was big and confusing; seriously, how many different things do humans need to eat ( Read more... )

he misses crabdad, where makin this happen

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furikazan February 25 2011, 06:03:46 UTC

[Bang was watching the entire thing. These thieves are getting younger and younger. Damn that form of media he is so conveniently selling right now! He tries to stop Karkat... the only way he knows now.]

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRAFTY CRUSTACEAN-NAPPER! YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED IN YOUR NEFARIOUS ACT OF LOBSTER LARCENY! THE DEFENDER OF LOVE, JUSTICE, AND DELICIOUS SEAFOOD, BANG SHISHIGAMI, WILL STOP YOU!

[He then decides to chase after Karkat in an attempt to apprehend him. Or at least give him a stern talking-to.]

kinda_crabby February 25 2011, 06:11:18 UTC

GET OFF MY NOOK, YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAG. I'M NOT LETTING YOU EAT THESE GUYS.

furikazan February 25 2011, 06:15:37 UTC

[Bang looks... kind of puzzled at this, actually. Why else would one want to steal a lobster? As confused as he is... HE MUST KEEP UP THE DEMEANOR!]

I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT WHAT YOU INTEND TO DO WITH THEM, BUT I CANNOT LET THE ACT OF THIEVERY COME TO PASS!

[A little late on that one, Bang. He just kind of stares for a bit at the lobsters giving Karkat the savage beatdown that he would have dispensed.]

YES, GO CRUSTACEANS! GO! SHOW THIS THIEF THE IRON CLAW OF JUSTICE! MAKE HIM REGRET THE DAY HE TRIED TO GET A FREE MEAL!

kinda_crabby February 25 2011, 18:04:37 UTC

I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THEM, YOU DISGUSTING FUCKASS!

furikazan February 26 2011, 01:02:43 UTC

[he stops for a moment. Was this thief actually trying to save them from their fate of being eaten? How noble! He would have certainly paid though, if that were the case... so then.. he must be...]

Well... um...In that case...

BANG SHISHIGAMI IS ONTO YOUR PLANS AND YOUR NEFARIOUS DEEDS! I KNOW YOUR TYPE! YOU ARE GOING TO TRAIN THEM TO DO YOUR EVIL WORK AND BECOME A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND! YOU PLAN TO KEEP IN THIS TOWN WITHIN THE IRON GRIP OF YOUR PINCERS! BANG SHISHIGAMI WILL NOT LET THAT COME TO PASS, EITHER!

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