Via Jezebel:

Two Self editors have announced their magazine was right to give Kelly Clarkson a slimmer body on their September issue, explaining that covers shouldn't reflect reality, but "inspire women to want to be their best".
It's shallow crap like this that remind me why I stopped reading women's magazines years ago and why I tell my friends ( Read more... )

I shall begin by telling the moral of the story first: For the love of all that is good and rational, don't eat a ton of potato wedges and Coca-cola in one go!

( The rest shall be under an LJ cut for obvious reasons. :P )

Oooooooooh snap.

I can feel a wisdom tooth growing from the left side of my jaw.

Away with thee, wisdom tooth! I don't want to go for a dental operation! Away with thee! ;__;

P.S. My left eye is healing! Away with thee too, burst blood vessel!

For the life of me, I do not know how I ended up bursting a blood vessel in my left eye. The most I've done to it today is just rub it. Geez, I hope it's not because I've been reading off my computer too much ( Read more... )