Polar Opposite Mom
When you are in a rush there is always the slow driver that gets in front of you. It's a law of nature I think. My day was a little stressed, very rushed and I was running late for the football game on Sunday. The game was to start at 11am, which I found out when I got there started 10 minutes early because of the threat of rain. Had it not started early I would have made it, however, this was not the case. So I am driving quickly, and defensively I might add, with Alexander, Cassidy and Aiden in the van with me. I get behind Sally Slow Pants who seems to be taking the EXACT route I am on. Of course. So I am releasing a little bit of verbal road rage within the safety of my car...
Mom: Ugh, come on lady...lets goooooooo
Alexander: Hey mom, maybe this lady is the opposite of you.
Mom: What do you mean exactly?
Cassidy: Happy.
Mom: What?!
Cassidy: What?
Mom: What do you mean by that exactly?
Alexander: What she means mom is that this lady probably only has 1 or 2 kids, and lives on this side of town where the activities are, and is rich.
Nice. I'm a poor crab. But I bet I taste GREAT with melted butter!!
Mom: Ugh, come on lady...lets goooooooo
Alexander: Hey mom, maybe this lady is the opposite of you.
Mom: What do you mean exactly?
Cassidy: Happy.
Mom: What?!
Cassidy: What?
Mom: What do you mean by that exactly?
Alexander: What she means mom is that this lady probably only has 1 or 2 kids, and lives on this side of town where the activities are, and is rich.
Nice. I'm a poor crab. But I bet I taste GREAT with melted butter!!