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It's snowing like a mo-fo outside. We're talking 4+ inches already and J Woods says it's not likely to stop soon. Oh, and btw, I'm too lazy to take and post pics so deal.
I have stuff to do, namely a homework assignment due the day we go back, another one due like a week after we get back, and a paper. What am I doing instead of this? Listening to 50 Cent on BET, just b/c it's on.
My mother pisses me off. Bad. Badly if I'm going for correct grammar here.
Anyway, she makes me very angry. Let's just say Kimmy's gotta have a nice lil chat and be very persuasive with her father tonight.
Stupid people...I think she made me get into a bad mood...like I really need that after the hella weird mood I was in last night.
On a happy note, I got the sweetest e-card in the world yesterday. :) I would post it, but I don't think that's possible, and I'd rather keep it to myself anyway...just cause it was nice.
My ankle/leg still hurts. It's hard to find a comfortable sleeping position...but I can walk w/o limping now so that's a plus.
Wow. I think I'm bitchy again today. Oh NO! Mom's rubbing off on me again...argh.
Off to be productive maybe.
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"
And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cri ed before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man! went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs.
English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 77% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!
For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 66% on Beginner
You scored higher than 72% on Intermediate
You scored higher than 89% on Advanced
You scored higher than 75% on Expert
Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid
I have stuff to do, namely a homework assignment due the day we go back, another one due like a week after we get back, and a paper. What am I doing instead of this? Listening to 50 Cent on BET, just b/c it's on.
My mother pisses me off. Bad. Badly if I'm going for correct grammar here.
Anyway, she makes me very angry. Let's just say Kimmy's gotta have a nice lil chat and be very persuasive with her father tonight.
Stupid people...I think she made me get into a bad mood...like I really need that after the hella weird mood I was in last night.
On a happy note, I got the sweetest e-card in the world yesterday. :) I would post it, but I don't think that's possible, and I'd rather keep it to myself anyway...just cause it was nice.
My ankle/leg still hurts. It's hard to find a comfortable sleeping position...but I can walk w/o limping now so that's a plus.
Wow. I think I'm bitchy again today. Oh NO! Mom's rubbing off on me again...argh.
Off to be productive maybe.
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"
And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cri ed before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man! went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs.
English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 77% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!
For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 66% on Beginner
You scored higher than 72% on Intermediate
You scored higher than 89% on Advanced
You scored higher than 75% on Expert
Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid