Thank you Judge Judy marathons and mingling Pine-Sol and 409 fumes. I think I can officially be classified as legally retarded. A word of advice: Never clean the house while watching the honorable Judy Sheindlin dish out some rough justice. I'm not quite sure which is worse, the noxious reek of mind-destroying chemicals or her voice. But I only
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I always get heaps of books for birthdays and Christmas, and they're usually history books or something equally fasincating. I should have gone to Cambridge but thought I'd get homesick so didn't go. I'm an arsetard.
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I don't think you're an arsetard for not going to Cambridge(btw, arsetard is a GREAT word). Why go to a school and run the risk of being not only lonely, but also thousands of miles away? I may hate my school, but I'm only 5 hours from home, so it's not so bad.
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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sounds of jubilation that ensued upon my arrival.
(I'm home. Let's party.)
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Little Miss I'm-to-busy-to-call-Michael-Canty!
Eh, I didn't call you either. And by 10:30, I was too drunk to know the difference anyway.
Hope you had fun in Nakatrash!
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