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Dec 04, 2003 16:43

I finally finished my Ethics paper. However, I'm not too impressed with the end product. I can't get over the feeling that I just spent three nights neurotically cranking out 11 pages of complete and utter bullshit.

BBCRadio has taken control of my mind. All I think about during class is when I can get back to my desk and get my next fix. This is terribly unhealthy.

Gwyneth Paltrow is having a baby with Chris Martin. Damn her. She already has everything, why does she have to take him too?

Scientists discovered a 425-million-year-old crustacean fossil. Yeah, big woo, I know. But here's the cool part, it has the oldest known "male copulatory organ" (the article's phrase, not mine). And what's even better is that the people who discovered it named it Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which means, and I shit you not, "swimmer with a large penis." I want to make amazing scientific discoveries just to give things funny names. If you care to read the article, which is, in all actuality, very interesting, here's the link: Oldest known male fossil bares all Enjoy!

Now that the weather has turned Christmas-y, our heater has decided to crap out. Our room, once a sauna, is now a meat locker. I'm freezing my dink off.

Maybe if I go to sleep, I can ignore the cold. Better yet, I could ignore everything and everyone else. Guay...
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