So I've been thinking a bit about toilets lately.

Wait, where are you going? Come back, I'm serious.

No, really though. I think I may have had an epiphany or something.

I believe that automatic flush toilets pose a very serious threat to our society.

"What?!" you say. "Impossible! They're just toilets! And besides, they're so darn convenient!"

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