Word Association ..what comes to mind when you hear...MILK?

Aug 09, 2005 15:40

Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

I'm at work. Work is boring. But fun. I'd like to think i'm imprinting something on these people more valuable than all the experiences they've had before. But then again I'm just boosting my ego a little bit. Well I'd better get back to the daily grind.
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