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Ahoy hoy. Since my life is spent at my job and out of touch with most of humanity now, I will justify this space with some news stories that mattered to me.
Sex-crazed Donkey told to Leave | Stella's Gay Groove | Big Mouth Foils Bank Robbery | HERE COMES THE GAY | Ukraine Vampire Arrested for Drugging Children, Drinking Their Blood | German Thief Sucks at Technology | Teacher Skips School for Wrestling Career | Pot Clubs Outnumber McDonald's in San Francisco | Killer Fences for Prisons | Transgender Pump Parties | Jap Keeps Hot-dog-eating Crown | Coolest Invention Ever | Chilean Church Seeks Ban on Deicide Show | $10,000 for a Very Limited Education for Your Kid and a Tattoo on Your Face | Convergence of Car and Bicyclist | If You Like Tom Cruise, I Don't Like You | World's Strictest Mom | Baboon Invasion | The BS that is Live8 2005 | Creep's Blog Creepy | Can Video Games Lead to Murder?
Sex-crazed Donkey told to Leave | Stella's Gay Groove | Big Mouth Foils Bank Robbery | HERE COMES THE GAY | Ukraine Vampire Arrested for Drugging Children, Drinking Their Blood | German Thief Sucks at Technology | Teacher Skips School for Wrestling Career | Pot Clubs Outnumber McDonald's in San Francisco | Killer Fences for Prisons | Transgender Pump Parties | Jap Keeps Hot-dog-eating Crown | Coolest Invention Ever | Chilean Church Seeks Ban on Deicide Show | $10,000 for a Very Limited Education for Your Kid and a Tattoo on Your Face | Convergence of Car and Bicyclist | If You Like Tom Cruise, I Don't Like You | World's Strictest Mom | Baboon Invasion | The BS that is Live8 2005 | Creep's Blog Creepy | Can Video Games Lead to Murder?