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SWAT team applies for helper monkey | 'American Pie' star theatens bestiality on neighbor's dog | Morgue assistant caught stealing parts to play with at home, a la Eddie Gein | 'Look less black, please' | Criminal justice club members look up to cops like this | 20% of porn disk taken up by porn | Georgia doesn't surprise us with more incest cases | Pedophile makes snuff video too | Pedophile suicides over neighborhood signs | Richmond houses for whites only | Mom allegedly tapes son's rape | Dad gets 22 years for lynching toddler | Wendy's 'finger lady' finally shut up | Macus Wesson: 'The tale of incest, child brides, vampire aliases, coffin beds and an apocalyptic obsession that led a one-time bank teller to turn his extended family into a reclusive cult.' | Jessica Lundsford found buried, kneeling and clutching a purple stuffed dolphin just 150 yards from her house