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Why yes, there is tension in the house! Excellent observation. Do you know WHY?
BECAUSE I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING YOU SAY ABOUT ME, OR OTHERWISE THROUGH MY GODDAMN DOOR.
Don't talk like I'm not there, because as much as you wish I wasn't, and as much as I wish I wasn't, I am.
But don't worry. I'm working on disappearing. Soon.