May Horoscope
Thank you so much Dan!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You are going to have a wonderful month if you keep out of trouble and stay away from salamanders. There’s a secret door in the school auditorium that will lead to love and/or daddy longlegs. You need more money than you think when buying a cage. Try to use less oil and more teeth this month. When drawing a picture of the sun, remember to leave out the sunglasses. The sun doesn’t wear sunglasses. That’s stupid. He’s the damn sun. What? Is he afraid of himself? He does, however, wear a tropical necktie. Your lucky song this month is the Star Wars theme played on bagpipes.
By the way, tomorrow is my last final and then I am done for the summer bitches!!!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You are going to have a wonderful month if you keep out of trouble and stay away from salamanders. There’s a secret door in the school auditorium that will lead to love and/or daddy longlegs. You need more money than you think when buying a cage. Try to use less oil and more teeth this month. When drawing a picture of the sun, remember to leave out the sunglasses. The sun doesn’t wear sunglasses. That’s stupid. He’s the damn sun. What? Is he afraid of himself? He does, however, wear a tropical necktie. Your lucky song this month is the Star Wars theme played on bagpipes.
By the way, tomorrow is my last final and then I am done for the summer bitches!!!