Olivia's Party
Frankly, Olivia, I have no sympathy for you not having a party for your birthday or whatever. Just to let you know.
However, I do have sympathy for whoever can't fold a box like I can, because I can fold boxes like it's nobody's fucking business. I just folded a box in less than three seconds, and good God, was that a rush. It was like an orgasm in my hands.
But seriously though, I think I'd rather bang a Dodgers' fan than an Angels' fan. I was walking around Angel Stadium last night and I didn't see any girls that I thought were attractive. But I have seen hot girls at Dodger stadium. Plus, the odds are in my favor at Dodger Stadium, which has about 8,000 more seats. Plus, blue is the color of love. Or maybe it's red. Shit.
What do you think, Olivia?
However, I do have sympathy for whoever can't fold a box like I can, because I can fold boxes like it's nobody's fucking business. I just folded a box in less than three seconds, and good God, was that a rush. It was like an orgasm in my hands.
But seriously though, I think I'd rather bang a Dodgers' fan than an Angels' fan. I was walking around Angel Stadium last night and I didn't see any girls that I thought were attractive. But I have seen hot girls at Dodger stadium. Plus, the odds are in my favor at Dodger Stadium, which has about 8,000 more seats. Plus, blue is the color of love. Or maybe it's red. Shit.
What do you think, Olivia?