Ladies and Gentlemen...
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Sorry for wasting your valuable time like so, but I'm sure you'll agree with me this is a test I just had to...
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HAD TO take.
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And behold, here be our findings.
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I could survive for 51 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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Thank you and goodnight.
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BOWS TO THE PUBLIC and walks away.
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