Professor: Do you know what will happen on Wednesday?
Me: I'm going to cry
Tara: My day of death
Guy behind us: Lord have mercy on our souls
Professor: (continues on) It's gonna be a good day! An amazing day where ya'll gonna come in, with your heads held high, confidently taking your exam. AND THEN I WILL ASSIGN HOMEWORK. How wonderful is that?!
Class: deadpans
I'm scared :(