remember to add "in bed" at the end of each fortune...
i just now stumbled across these fortune cookie fortunes in the drawer:
- Good health will be yours for a long time.
- Luck is coming your way.
- You will always be surrounded by true friends.
- Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
- You are the master of every situation.
- A smile is your personal welcome mat.
- You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily.
- Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flutter you.
- Stalling could sour your fantasy. Start that travel adventure with gusto.
THANK YOU FortuneCookiePowersThatBe. I look forward to some of that action. In bed.
- Good health will be yours for a long time.
- Luck is coming your way.
- You will always be surrounded by true friends.
- Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
- You are the master of every situation.
- A smile is your personal welcome mat.
- You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily.
- Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flutter you.
- Stalling could sour your fantasy. Start that travel adventure with gusto.
THANK YOU FortuneCookiePowersThatBe. I look forward to some of that action. In bed.