OOC: Santa, please bring me...
Doing a 5-hour drive from coastal New Hampshire to upstate New York gives one lots of time to (a) swear at other drivers, and (b) ponder. I did plenty of both this time, punctuated by giggles whenever PhaleMun's Christmas Avocado crossed my mind. And thus, I formulated a wish list of characters I would like to play so very desperately to see show up at FH.
1. Wallace and Gromit, townies: window washers, handyman & handydog, inventors, and pest control. (Crowley, no hiring them to get rid of Kiki.)
2. King of All Cosmos, from Katamari Damacy, as, naturally, the Astronomy Professor.
3. Prince of All Cosmos, from Katamari Damacy, as a student, a plot device, or a disciple for Rover. Rolling sticky ball love.
4. Erica Kane, All My Children, perhaps coordinator of Efferton Manor? It's been about 6 years or more since I followed this fandom, but c'mon, soap opera diva? She's perfect.
5. Loki, Dogma, the angel who set down his flaming sword and said "no" to god, along with "hetero lifemate" (*cough*right*cough)...
6. Bartleby, Dogma, the angel who tempted him to do it. Either individually works, too. Oh, the potential for so much brain breakage from interaction with Aziraphale and Crowley is just...ooooh. While we're at it, how about...
7. Cardinal Ignatius Glick, Dogma, since we need someone at the church while CJ's in the hospital.
8. OMG *SUDDEN THOUGHT* BUDDY CHRIST. If we can have OTP between a toaster and a dancing Santa, we can absolutely have a Buddy Christ (Dogma, yet again).
9. Joshua Lyman, West Wing, but I'm only putting that in because I know we're getting one and this way something on my list will happen so I will be happy.
10. More Muppets. Any muppet. Particularly one whose name begins with "Miss" and ends in "Piggy."
Santa, please bring FH something from this list. Pllleeeeeeeeeeeease? I'll never ask for a pony again.
1. Wallace and Gromit, townies: window washers, handyman & handydog, inventors, and pest control. (Crowley, no hiring them to get rid of Kiki.)
2. King of All Cosmos, from Katamari Damacy, as, naturally, the Astronomy Professor.
3. Prince of All Cosmos, from Katamari Damacy, as a student, a plot device, or a disciple for Rover. Rolling sticky ball love.
4. Erica Kane, All My Children, perhaps coordinator of Efferton Manor? It's been about 6 years or more since I followed this fandom, but c'mon, soap opera diva? She's perfect.
5. Loki, Dogma, the angel who set down his flaming sword and said "no" to god, along with "hetero lifemate" (*cough*right*cough)...
6. Bartleby, Dogma, the angel who tempted him to do it. Either individually works, too. Oh, the potential for so much brain breakage from interaction with Aziraphale and Crowley is just...ooooh. While we're at it, how about...
7. Cardinal Ignatius Glick, Dogma, since we need someone at the church while CJ's in the hospital.
8. OMG *SUDDEN THOUGHT* BUDDY CHRIST. If we can have OTP between a toaster and a dancing Santa, we can absolutely have a Buddy Christ (Dogma, yet again).
9. Joshua Lyman, West Wing, but I'm only putting that in because I know we're getting one and this way something on my list will happen so I will be happy.
10. More Muppets. Any muppet. Particularly one whose name begins with "Miss" and ends in "Piggy."
Santa, please bring FH something from this list. Pllleeeeeeeeeeeease? I'll never ask for a pony again.