balderdash
yes of course we are the most normal people ever
you people are all STRANGE and also i beleive i have discovered the most genious person ever ever ever. kurt vonnegut jr. he makes so much flipping sense it is impossible. it is my goal to be as UNBELIEVABLY TRALFAMADORIANLY smart smart is like saying a star is heavy. a spoonful of kurt vonnegut jr weighs as much as a mountain.
here is my dilemma.+- ps. i am talking about my brain
the magic carpet that loads the luggage is not fast enough. i need the football shooter that the football players shoot footballs really high with. but this brings up another problem. how do you get luggage into a football shooter. and even if you could get luggage into a football shooter, when you shot it into the airplane it would dent the other side of it. and then, while i am busy inventing a way to shoot luggage with a football shooter i am not loading any luggage. at all. ooo. heres another theory. i could make myself a black hole and suck the luggage in. however, this would eventually place me in an asylum because the black hole would get luggage in quickly but it would be incredibly unorganized. jeeez laweeeez. someone needs to have the same blueprint of a brain as me. leah is the closest yet. and for that i am very thankful. the only thing different about her blueprint is that it is green.tsk tsk.i want to learn greek. and i want to be able to suck information in like a black hole. maybe i should hire the cleaner guy from sims. that way i could be sucking things in and he could be organizing them. then i could write a book. how the heck does kurt vonnegut suck things in? i need to have a chat with that kid. yes yes yes.
halloween is good. society is bad. what peice of merchandise decided that stores and libraries should be open on halloween. i mean easter is one thing, but halloween? no. that is not good.
epiphany 9:20 wait. is this clock on time.***remember to write about time change.
epiphany 9:20 (same epiphany)
dangit i forgot.
o yes.
typewriter.
is a type. of writer.
time change. yes.
i betcha some bum on the street said hey. wouldn't it be stupid if someone decided to change the time on a certain day. just to shake things up. and then. some high government official says hey. since the bum thinks it would be a stupid idea if someone decided to change the time on a certain day just to shake things up. we should do it. because bums are the opposites of dolphins and dolphins are smart. therefore. bums are dumb. and all bum ideas should be taken into decideration. or the opposite of consideration.
it's a conspiracy.
so now. thanks to a dumb bum and a high government official that has never touched drugs. half the clocks in my house say one time. and the other half say another. so i have decided to plan my day around the mayan clock. which conveniently, never jumps ahead or falls back. unless it is thrown or dropped.
you people are all STRANGE and also i beleive i have discovered the most genious person ever ever ever. kurt vonnegut jr. he makes so much flipping sense it is impossible. it is my goal to be as UNBELIEVABLY TRALFAMADORIANLY smart smart is like saying a star is heavy. a spoonful of kurt vonnegut jr weighs as much as a mountain.
here is my dilemma.+- ps. i am talking about my brain
the magic carpet that loads the luggage is not fast enough. i need the football shooter that the football players shoot footballs really high with. but this brings up another problem. how do you get luggage into a football shooter. and even if you could get luggage into a football shooter, when you shot it into the airplane it would dent the other side of it. and then, while i am busy inventing a way to shoot luggage with a football shooter i am not loading any luggage. at all. ooo. heres another theory. i could make myself a black hole and suck the luggage in. however, this would eventually place me in an asylum because the black hole would get luggage in quickly but it would be incredibly unorganized. jeeez laweeeez. someone needs to have the same blueprint of a brain as me. leah is the closest yet. and for that i am very thankful. the only thing different about her blueprint is that it is green.tsk tsk.i want to learn greek. and i want to be able to suck information in like a black hole. maybe i should hire the cleaner guy from sims. that way i could be sucking things in and he could be organizing them. then i could write a book. how the heck does kurt vonnegut suck things in? i need to have a chat with that kid. yes yes yes.
halloween is good. society is bad. what peice of merchandise decided that stores and libraries should be open on halloween. i mean easter is one thing, but halloween? no. that is not good.
epiphany 9:20 wait. is this clock on time.***remember to write about time change.
epiphany 9:20 (same epiphany)
dangit i forgot.
o yes.
typewriter.
is a type. of writer.
time change. yes.
i betcha some bum on the street said hey. wouldn't it be stupid if someone decided to change the time on a certain day. just to shake things up. and then. some high government official says hey. since the bum thinks it would be a stupid idea if someone decided to change the time on a certain day just to shake things up. we should do it. because bums are the opposites of dolphins and dolphins are smart. therefore. bums are dumb. and all bum ideas should be taken into decideration. or the opposite of consideration.
it's a conspiracy.
so now. thanks to a dumb bum and a high government official that has never touched drugs. half the clocks in my house say one time. and the other half say another. so i have decided to plan my day around the mayan clock. which conveniently, never jumps ahead or falls back. unless it is thrown or dropped.