my demise your creation

Oct 21, 2005 16:32

yup yup
today was a good day
i missed my shoes tho.
but my old ones were getting lonely and they had been very good friends with the socks i wore today. so i thought i would get them together for a party.
but i still missed my shoes.
and i keep wanting to spell shoes with a c. schoes.
it makes me happy looking at them because my padre told me that they were called deck shoes-CONGRATULATIONS CHIP U R MY HERO-and that makes me imagine myself on a sailboat in the ocean. my dream of owning a sailboat has been re-kindled. so if you have connections in the sailboat industry hook me up. i really really really need to go visit god(the ocean). i am going to invent a new religion where the ocean is god. that is so brilliant. i will call it Marism. it's followers will be called Marists. would you like to be a marist? except for we won't be stupid and have stupid wars because we want people to convert to our religion. you can only convert if you want to. and there is no hell. after you die you become a fish. or something that lives in the ocean. then once you die as a fish you will become a human again. preferably a Marist. brilliance. and the world will live happily ever after.
did you know that gymn is the greek root for naked...gymnastics? cts. also, tic and tak are the latin roots for silent. did you ever wonder why there are no cheering crowds in tic tak toe? yup. speaking of oceans here is what i learned in science today wow this is a long blog. plants obsorb much of the water from rain and the rest of it drains into the ground into the ocean. this means that if humans continue to cut down forests at this rate, all the water from rain will flow into the ocean and the water levels will rise. eventually the oceans will rise so much that they will take over the world. i can't wait.

don't forget your etch-a-sketch

i'm so jolly
but not in the fat way

i quit! 12345678910 blackout!!!!!

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