my wiccan boyfriend
Guessing game.
1.my wiccan boyfriend is such a fantastic flamer.
2.he has a big penis.
3.he likes peeing in the girls bathroom because he's too lazy.
4.i just LOVE telling my senior girlfriend about our sexcapades, even though i can see she wants to hurl.
5.i'm really a flaming robot, my current mode is "gay mess".
6.lookey at my new diamond studs, i'm trying to be the next back up dancer for britney spears, even though i look like i'm having a fucking spaz attack when i attempt to dance.
7.please excuse me while i try to hide my insecurities by shopping and really lame stores and wearing nasty glasses i bought at k-mart, and then act as though they're prada.
8.next year, i will be dating a freshman. yay me, everyone will love me, even though i'm a stuck up bitch. excuse me, even though i try to act like a stuck up bitch and really everyone just hates me and talks shit about me...
So, who am I?
1.my wiccan boyfriend is such a fantastic flamer.
2.he has a big penis.
3.he likes peeing in the girls bathroom because he's too lazy.
4.i just LOVE telling my senior girlfriend about our sexcapades, even though i can see she wants to hurl.
5.i'm really a flaming robot, my current mode is "gay mess".
6.lookey at my new diamond studs, i'm trying to be the next back up dancer for britney spears, even though i look like i'm having a fucking spaz attack when i attempt to dance.
7.please excuse me while i try to hide my insecurities by shopping and really lame stores and wearing nasty glasses i bought at k-mart, and then act as though they're prada.
8.next year, i will be dating a freshman. yay me, everyone will love me, even though i'm a stuck up bitch. excuse me, even though i try to act like a stuck up bitch and really everyone just hates me and talks shit about me...
So, who am I?