Sep 29, 2005 21:57
I am growing up. I am a senior and I am learning new things and having new experiences. Like skipping homeroom to sleep in and go to breakfast. We just keep getting little breaks in school. Anyway I learned the following things just today!
--Orange shirts are great to wear while eating Cheetos or Doritos. The crumbs don't show up as well.
--Don't grow a beard--it doesn't hide the cheeto crumbs well at all
--Don't say that you have a coupon for a free meal at Sonic- nobody ever just makes a free meal coupon.
--Breakfast and Burritos don't go together well.
--Love isn't for keeping, and it should be never taken for granted.
--And I already knew this, but I learned it first hand after band. Tires spin better on wet ground.
Unfortunately, I didn't learn if I could Pimp a fruit fly. We had to design a lab in biology. I called it "Pimp my Fly," and we decided to test how many female flies a male fruit fly would try and mate. It takes and hour and a half for fruit flies to sucessfully mate. Want to wait around for one mae to do it 10 times? Well then good luck. And have fun.