......

...My body...is completely off balance right now...

My left arm...is.....

...L-Liz...Patty...I need...*there is the loud thunk of Kid hitting the ground*

[ooc: SPOILAR FROM RECENT MANGA CHAPTERS. 8| Kid's left arm gets sliced off so...yeah. Not happy timez for him. :<]

T-the yellow is...and the red is over...WHY IS THE WHITE NEXT TO THE BLUE?!

THIS IS REPULSIVE!! UNACCEPTABLE!! IT DOESN'T DESERVE TO EXIST!!! I MUST...fix...symmetry...abomination...dammit...

GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[ooc: Patty's finally here! =D And she came with a gift! But...unfortunately, she'd already played with it. 8DDD]

I had noticed the Quidditch field had achieved such beautiful and PERFECT symmetry, thus felt compelled to try out for the sport and achieved a position, but...

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTY.......

I've been off-balance for days now! I feel as though everything I've done is for nothing! It's disgusting! Unacceptable! My...BALAAAAAAAANCE... Dammit... ( Read more... )

I said...that I wanted to go to Hogwarts but...

W-WHAT IS THIS UNIFORM?! A-a house pin on only...ONE SIDE?! HOW CAN THEY EXPECT ME TO FUNCTION WITH SUCH A DISGUSTING CONCEPT?! There needs to be at least TWO PINS! TWO PINS on either side! Otherwise it's not symmetrical!!

Please...Make it two...I...need...SYMMETRYYYYY!!!!!

LIIIIZ!!!! WHY IS PATTY STILL ( Read more... )