Happy Hannukah!
Who cares how long the oil lasted? We kicked some Persian ass, just like the Spartans!
...Of course that kind of set the stage for Rome and Christianity but who really cares about that?
Happy Hannukah, enjoy the Latkes and (if you're an Israeli) the jelly donuts. Win some gelt from the mishpocha.
--Yiddish brought to you by Devan Miller, gentile enthusiast for our "Crazy Moon Language."