Today's Funny

[kiarapanther]

Real Notes written by parents to excuse their children absence from school.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off th e porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sun day.

Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.

Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.