Oct 22, 2009 21:48
"Nee, shiteru~? Catfish have tastebuds all around their body."
Oh, those darling Mameshiba commercials... They have reminded me exactly why I was such a fan of Japanese culture for so long. There seriously needs to be a Hetalia parody of that "American" one, though. Oh man I can just see Matt going up to Al, and they'd both go "What's up~!?" and then Al would pick out a candy from the bag and Mameshiba!Kiku would pop out and state his irreverently funny trivia and Al would go:
"OH MY GOD."
Which wouldn't be hilarious at all if not for the fact that it is said in Engrish. Pretty good Engrish, might I add. The kid's "Hello" almost sounded genuine.
Well, I took my first and fourth period finals today. The English final kicked my ass. The Web Mastering final was depressingly easy. After school, my dad took me out to eat at Denny's and now I have an irrepressible urge to eat fatty, cholesterol-filled breakfast food. I had the BELGIAN WAFFLE SLAM. HOYEAH IT WAS THE SHIZZZZZ. (I might have to draw a chibi!Belgium in order to honor this momentous occassion.) My dad's omelette was pretty awesome, too. But I felt like such a glutton since my dad gave me about one-fifth of his omelette and I scarfed down my entire waffle alone. IT WAS A VERY GOOD WAFFLE. Okay yeah I'm gonna have mini trivia-talking beans and a waffle the size of the earth stuck in my head now.
I also went to get my eyes checked. I'm gonna get new glasses soooon~ And I got a haircut. I have mixed feelings about it, honestly. I'm deathly self-conscious, so the thought of walking into school with half my hair chopped off makes my skin crawl. But I'm glad I did it. My head feels so much lighter~ and so liberated~! Plus, I've wanted this kind of short, choppy hairstyle for a long while now. I just--I can't get over how much I look like a boy. It's--so masculine. It's damaging my woman pride (wait what woman pride). If my face wasn't so chubby (and if I was twenty times prettier), I'd totally look like Ko Eun Chan. Which would be awesomesauce. But I don't. So I cry. ;___;
~ ~ MAMESHIBA ~ ~
"Nee, shiteru~? In French, white asparagus is called Mademoiselle's fingers."
♪♪~One-a-day trivia, la la la~♪♪
rant