sorry, this is just like a rant. a fail one anyway.
Title: Wooyoung's Reasons For Hating Khuntoria
Author: khunfused
Pairing: JUNSUOK? Obviously Wooyoung.
Rating: PG-13, but I put a lot of curse words in this :D
Summary: Out of boredom, hatred, and pure sadness, Wooyoung decides to let off steam by thinking about his reasons for hating this couple.
Author's Notes: Because I was pissed with all these fics about Khuntoria all of a sudden, these are actually my reasons for disliking the couple, even though I approve of them.
... I know I am going to get shot for this at least 72 times.
DISCLAIMER:
this is not meant to bash Khuntoria in any way, or to encourage hating on this adorbz couple.
NICHKHUNISMINEBITCHHHHH
ALL THE REASONS FOR HATING KHUNTORIA [because Wooyoung is very pissed off right now.]
1.) Bitch. She's a girl, for crying out loud.
2.) I dislike the fact that there even is a couple name for them.
3.) VICTORIA HE IS MINE. GET YOUR OWN.
4.) We. Are. HusWife. SERIOUSLY I AM NOT GOING TO LET SOMEONE LIKE HER TO BREAK THAT UP.
5.) Why can't you LJ people make more fics of KHUNYOUNG? Already I have seen a staggering amount of Khuntoria. [OHMAI. HE KNOWS ABOUT LJ. watch out inorae~]
6.) I WILL PREVENT NICHKHUN AND VICTORIA'S REAL WEDDING.
7.) Victoria! Amber calls you! BECAUSE SHE NEEDS YOU, AND SHE ISN'T HAPPY ABOUT THIS EITHER.
8.) I can imagine you two fucking.
9.) I want to sue WGM's asses.
10.) First of all, they didn't get my permission to do any of this shit.
11.) No wonder Jay left. He knew something like this was coming. [sorry if this offends any jaywalkers]
12.) I hate f(x) now. The only person I like from there is Amber, she knows what I'm going through. [as you may have noticed, i'm amber-biased]
13.) SHE'S A SLUT.
14.) Nichkhun, she'll manipulate you.
15.) She's putting the moves on Nichan. [khun's older brother]
16.) Couldn't you at least have picked someone worthy of your love?
17.) If you wanted to choose girls, you should have picked someone at least PRETTY and NOT A HO.
18.) When you guys marry, she'll divorce you. DON'T COME CRYING TO ME THEN.
19.) What do you guys do behind the scenes, HUH?
20.) She told Taec that she liked him better than you.
21.) She scares even Jo Kwon. AND DAMN. IF SHE SCARES JO KWON THEN IT'S JUST NOT WORKING.
22.) HOLY JAYSUSPARK MAN.
23.) Do you love her?
24.) If so, then that's BS MAN D:
25.) I'm breaking inside and out, do you enjoy hurting me?
26.) My mom agrees that Justin Bieber is a better pick than Victoria. AND THAT WAS BEFORE SHE FOUND OUT JB WAS ACTUALLY A BOY.
27.) I see how you look at her.
28.) Do you dream about her more than me?
29.) SHE. CAN'T. SING. FOR. SHIT.
30.) Is she prettier than me?
31.) I don't care if she is not KOREAN, you are mine.
32.) Why did you buy new cologne? For her?
33.) Why are you buying roses? Surely not for her, right?
34.) Why are you leaving in the middle of the night?
35.) Do you still care about me?
36.) Your smile... It's changed. A woman is surely doing this.
37.) OF COURSE I NOTICE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
38.) I miss you.
39.) She's taking you away from me, like a ghost.
40.) Wooyoung is sad, indeed.
41.) I think you know why I keep eating ice cream.
42.) I mean, I don't cheat on you.
43.) Her smile is like music to your ears, isn't it?
44.) Just because she's a foreigner, she understands you better?
45.) Do you sing for her? I thought your voice was only for me.
46.) DAMN IT SHE'S NOT BELLA AND YOU'RE NOT RPATTZ AND I'M NOT JACOB. [lol twilight]
47.) I swear, if she ever hurts you, if she ever makes you shed a single tear, I'll... YOU KNOW.
48.) Shit, you think I'm going to rape her or something, aren't you? WELL I'M NOT, DAMN.
49.) Boy you better recognize, my love is one of a kind. [that song is the shittttt]
50.) My heart is still beating for you, it won't stop chasing you. It'll keep chasing you until you make the right choice.
DEPRESSING RIGHT?
WELL...
I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH.
RANDOM GIF TIME! (--)V
YOU MUST COMMENT IF THIS MADE YOU LAUGH, I CHOKED ON MY CHEEZ-ITS WHILE LOOKING AT THIS. XD
look at his shoes, WOW.
ok then. o__________o
Author: khunfused
Pairing: JUNSUOK? Obviously Wooyoung.
Rating: PG-13, but I put a lot of curse words in this :D
Summary: Out of boredom, hatred, and pure sadness, Wooyoung decides to let off steam by thinking about his reasons for hating this couple.
Author's Notes: Because I was pissed with all these fics about Khuntoria all of a sudden, these are actually my reasons for disliking the couple, even though I approve of them.
... I know I am going to get shot for this at least 72 times.
DISCLAIMER:
this is not meant to bash Khuntoria in any way, or to encourage hating on this adorbz couple.
NICHKHUNISMINEBITCHHHHH
ALL THE REASONS FOR HATING KHUNTORIA [because Wooyoung is very pissed off right now.]
1.) Bitch. She's a girl, for crying out loud.
2.) I dislike the fact that there even is a couple name for them.
3.) VICTORIA HE IS MINE. GET YOUR OWN.
4.) We. Are. HusWife. SERIOUSLY I AM NOT GOING TO LET SOMEONE LIKE HER TO BREAK THAT UP.
5.) Why can't you LJ people make more fics of KHUNYOUNG? Already I have seen a staggering amount of Khuntoria. [OHMAI. HE KNOWS ABOUT LJ. watch out inorae~]
6.) I WILL PREVENT NICHKHUN AND VICTORIA'S REAL WEDDING.
7.) Victoria! Amber calls you! BECAUSE SHE NEEDS YOU, AND SHE ISN'T HAPPY ABOUT THIS EITHER.
8.) I can imagine you two fucking.
9.) I want to sue WGM's asses.
10.) First of all, they didn't get my permission to do any of this shit.
11.) No wonder Jay left. He knew something like this was coming. [sorry if this offends any jaywalkers]
12.) I hate f(x) now. The only person I like from there is Amber, she knows what I'm going through. [as you may have noticed, i'm amber-biased]
13.) SHE'S A SLUT.
14.) Nichkhun, she'll manipulate you.
15.) She's putting the moves on Nichan. [khun's older brother]
16.) Couldn't you at least have picked someone worthy of your love?
17.) If you wanted to choose girls, you should have picked someone at least PRETTY and NOT A HO.
18.) When you guys marry, she'll divorce you. DON'T COME CRYING TO ME THEN.
19.) What do you guys do behind the scenes, HUH?
20.) She told Taec that she liked him better than you.
21.) She scares even Jo Kwon. AND DAMN. IF SHE SCARES JO KWON THEN IT'S JUST NOT WORKING.
22.) HOLY JAYSUSPARK MAN.
23.) Do you love her?
24.) If so, then that's BS MAN D:
25.) I'm breaking inside and out, do you enjoy hurting me?
26.) My mom agrees that Justin Bieber is a better pick than Victoria. AND THAT WAS BEFORE SHE FOUND OUT JB WAS ACTUALLY A BOY.
27.) I see how you look at her.
28.) Do you dream about her more than me?
29.) SHE. CAN'T. SING. FOR. SHIT.
30.) Is she prettier than me?
31.) I don't care if she is not KOREAN, you are mine.
32.) Why did you buy new cologne? For her?
33.) Why are you buying roses? Surely not for her, right?
34.) Why are you leaving in the middle of the night?
35.) Do you still care about me?
36.) Your smile... It's changed. A woman is surely doing this.
37.) OF COURSE I NOTICE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
38.) I miss you.
39.) She's taking you away from me, like a ghost.
40.) Wooyoung is sad, indeed.
41.) I think you know why I keep eating ice cream.
42.) I mean, I don't cheat on you.
43.) Her smile is like music to your ears, isn't it?
44.) Just because she's a foreigner, she understands you better?
45.) Do you sing for her? I thought your voice was only for me.
46.) DAMN IT SHE'S NOT BELLA AND YOU'RE NOT RPATTZ AND I'M NOT JACOB. [lol twilight]
47.) I swear, if she ever hurts you, if she ever makes you shed a single tear, I'll... YOU KNOW.
48.) Shit, you think I'm going to rape her or something, aren't you? WELL I'M NOT, DAMN.
49.) Boy you better recognize, my love is one of a kind. [that song is the shittttt]
50.) My heart is still beating for you, it won't stop chasing you. It'll keep chasing you until you make the right choice.
DEPRESSING RIGHT?
WELL...
I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH.
RANDOM GIF TIME! (--)V
YOU MUST COMMENT IF THIS MADE YOU LAUGH, I CHOKED ON MY CHEEZ-ITS WHILE LOOKING AT THIS. XD
look at his shoes, WOW.
ok then. o__________o