should i be writing this stuff? IDGAF.
DAMN TUMBLR IS MAKING ME LOOK AT ALL THESE PIC SPAMS XD
BECAUSE I OVERCAME MY LAZINESS TO MAKE ONE.
Title: Hyunseung's Formspring
Author: khunfused
Pairing: Hyunseung... NO THERE IS NO DONGWOONIE HERE.
Rating: PG-13, but there is a lot of bad language and suggestives here, READ AT YOUR RISK.
Summary: Hyunseung makes a formspring, but it's attracting weird questions.
Author's Notes: I was alive!
Just... I DON'T KNOW I GUESS IT WAS TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER FIC.
And I haven't seen any involving formspring, so... ENJOY YEAHYEAH.
YEAH AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS FIC OR BEAST, BUT I WAS PRETTY PISSED.
Ok, so I was lurking on inorae and this fic for Khuntoria popped up and I was like,
DAMN REALLY? SERIOUSLY THIS IS JUST SHIT.
AHHHH FUCK VICTORIA.
DAMN BUT NOW SHE MAY AS WELL BE RUBBING ON HIM AND I JUST WATCH AND DO NOTHING.
THIS IS WHY f(x) IS LAST IN MY GIRL GROUPS.
ACTUALLY I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND SHIT FOR THEIR SONGS ANYWAY, WITH CHU AND LA CHA TA AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE.
BUT SHIT, LET US INTO THIS ACTION.
/rant
Ok, here is the fanfic, ok?
I'm sorry, had to get that off. (MEAN! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU APPROVE OF KHUNTORIA!)
Yeah, think that.
ANDANDAND, THERE IS A thesexgod ON FORMSPRING, BUT IDK WHO THE FUCK IT IS.
SO DON'T LOOK IT UP. PLEASE, IT'LL BE A FAIL.
I also didn't follow the whole process, (i.e., # answered #, # hours/minutes/days/months ago)
but whatever, you get the gist right?
AND I WAS TOO LAZY TO MAKE UP USERNAMES. XD
(credit to whoever made that icon, because idk who did.)
장현승/Jang Hyunseung (thesexgod) | Formspring
the true sex god :)
my fellow b2uties know it's a fact~
OMONA! IS THIS THE REAL JANG HYUNSEUNG FROM BEAST?
Yup, aren't you smart.
HYUNSEUNG! I am so happy you got a formspring!
I know right tehehe~
Damn... I have no idea who you are... But you're really pretty for a guy.
Thanks?
Hyunseung!
Stranger!
i am so glad you got a formspring oppa! do you have a tumblr too?
yep =]
thesexgod @ tumblr~
(FOR PEOPLE WHO LOOK THINGS UP, THAT TUMBLR IS ACTUALLY MINE, KK? XD
CALL IT FAIL ADVERTISEMENT.)
Sleep with me?
I'd feel guilty fucking a 12 year old.
Why did you choose this user? It should go to Gikwang D:
SHIT GIKWANG HASN'T FUCKED ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM YET.
SO, I GET IT BECAUSE OF OBVIOUS REASONS (i have not fucked his mom though, she thinks i am a slut)
DAMN IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
Come to NK?
I'm not going to sleep with you there if that's where you're getting at.
Do they even have sex there or are the guards all virgins?
LOL I LOVE HOW YOU ANSWERED THESE QUESTIONS
I love myself too, so does a lot other people ;)
Butts?
Maybe...
Do you like Justin Bieber?
UMM DUHHHHHH.
HE SHOULD COME TO KOREA AND I'LL GIVE HIM A BIG SMOOCH LOL XD
But yeah~ 8D
I have a IM user dedicated to him o_______________o
r u a girl
No, I'm a guy.
But I'm much prettier than you.
not to be mean tehehe... but are you gay?~
No :(
I like fucking women.
Men just creep me out atm, or maybe I'm just confused.
is dongwoon a virgin? =]
You should ask him this when he creates a formspring.
I'M NOT THOUGH :D
(Actually, aren't you curious when you see your bias dancing, and you're just like, NOW, IS HE A VIRGIN? I've... I don't think Yoseob is, for some reason. xD)
What are you?
A alien.
I LOVE YOUR EYES
Thank you~ 8D
Makes you want to kiss them?
HYUNSEUNG YOU BITCH
Gikwang, I am a guy first of all.
And you chose to exploit me, I see no point to use it in caps.
suck my wang?
ASK YOUR MOM, SHE'LL DO IT. (not that i'd know anyway)
Who would you like to fuck right now?
... DONGWOON
Umm, I guess Lady Gaga. :D
/shot
peanut caramel?
Don't you mean Orange Caramel?
BESIDES, I'M SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN HEECHUL.
(take that petals!)
I LOVE YOU
I love you too Gikwang :)
SHINee? Who would you fuck if they were a girl group?
... NOILOVEDONGWOON
You would think to answer Taemin, but then again, he's the maknae.
What would he know? Besides all of those noonas.
ONEW WOULD SATISFY ME, HE'S GOT IT GOING ON~
Ok, how about 2PM?
Whoa, that's fresh over there, they all are.
Not Chansung, bad bad bad memories. D:
Taecyeon seems like one who wants to be on top,
though I thought, DOES HE SING WHILE DOING THE DIRTY?
UNFING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
Junsu would just bitchslap me.
Junho would crush me with his arms.
Nichkhun has Victoria (DAMN HER).
So Wooyoung, I mean come on.
He would be fucking hot as a girl.
And he would know moves.
Ok.
lol hyunseung you fail
STOP IT YOSEOB D:
Ooh, I got one! How about Super Junior?
Hmm, thirteen guys? (DAMN 10 OR 11 WHATEVER)
Not Heechul, he'll cheat on me with his cat.
Leeteuk has a weird body.
Eunhyuk just scares me.
Siwon... IT'LL FEEL LIKE HE'S RAPING ME T.T
Sungmin seems like a bitch.
Kyuhyun may give me a STD.
Shindong is getting married or something right?
Yesung is too old for me.
Kibum is not even part of this group anymore.
I'll look like a child molester if I fuck Ryeowook.
DONGHAE :D
I LOVE HIM MAN, HE'S THE SHIT.
Kangin is a dumbass.
And Hangeng is... I'LL JUST PAY TO SEE HIM AT HIS CONCERTS.
THEN I WAS LIKE OHH
... Ohh, you're having sex?
SNSD?
... Yoona has probably fucked everyone so NO SHE'S A SLUT.
I guess... Seohyun, seems innocent enough.
I mean, what her and Yonghwa do behind the scenes is none of my business.
Why are all these questions about sex?
BECAUSE ALL YOU GUYS ARE SOME DAMN PERVERTS
oppa oppa oppa! kara?
Hmm...
Nicole is a bitch in real life.
Hara has Nicole.
Seungyeon has Jiyoung.
Jiyoung has herself.
SO GYURI IS MAH GIRL~ <3
Big Bang? And DBSK? And FT Island?
Whoa, aren't you curious.
Jiyong will rape me and brand tattoos on my body.
Seunghyun will sing Turn It Up while doing so.
Youngbae will turn me away.
Daesung has Hyori.
SEUNGHYUN IS MAH MAN <3
MAKNAE POWAAA!
In DBSK...
Jaejoong has his girly face to get into gay clubs.
Changmin has his cats.
Junsu has Yoochun.
Yoochun has Changmin's cats.
YUNHO HAS MEEEEEE <3
And in FT Island...
Minhwan would not know what to do, LORD SAVE THIS CHILD.
Seunghyun(DAMN THERE IS A LOT HERE) has Honggi.
Jaejin has the ladies.
Jonghun has his guitar.
HONGGI IS A PERV BUT I LOVE HIM FOR THAT.
:)
LOL
lol lol ikr
-end-
Yeah, so good? Bad?
Weird? I know :(
COMMENT MY LITTLE MONSTERS OFFSPRING MUAHAHAHA.
BECAUSE I OVERCAME MY LAZINESS TO MAKE ONE.
Title: Hyunseung's Formspring
Author: khunfused
Pairing: Hyunseung... NO THERE IS NO DONGWOONIE HERE.
Rating: PG-13, but there is a lot of bad language and suggestives here, READ AT YOUR RISK.
Summary: Hyunseung makes a formspring, but it's attracting weird questions.
Author's Notes: I was alive!
Just... I DON'T KNOW I GUESS IT WAS TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER FIC.
And I haven't seen any involving formspring, so... ENJOY YEAHYEAH.
YEAH AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS FIC OR BEAST, BUT I WAS PRETTY PISSED.
Ok, so I was lurking on inorae and this fic for Khuntoria popped up and I was like,
DAMN REALLY? SERIOUSLY THIS IS JUST SHIT.
AHHHH FUCK VICTORIA.
DAMN BUT NOW SHE MAY AS WELL BE RUBBING ON HIM AND I JUST WATCH AND DO NOTHING.
THIS IS WHY f(x) IS LAST IN MY GIRL GROUPS.
ACTUALLY I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND SHIT FOR THEIR SONGS ANYWAY, WITH CHU AND LA CHA TA AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE.
BUT SHIT, LET US INTO THIS ACTION.
/rant
Ok, here is the fanfic, ok?
I'm sorry, had to get that off. (MEAN! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU APPROVE OF KHUNTORIA!)
Yeah, think that.
ANDANDAND, THERE IS A thesexgod ON FORMSPRING, BUT IDK WHO THE FUCK IT IS.
SO DON'T LOOK IT UP. PLEASE, IT'LL BE A FAIL.
I also didn't follow the whole process, (i.e., # answered #, # hours/minutes/days/months ago)
but whatever, you get the gist right?
AND I WAS TOO LAZY TO MAKE UP USERNAMES. XD
(credit to whoever made that icon, because idk who did.)
장현승/Jang Hyunseung (thesexgod) | Formspring
the true sex god :)
my fellow b2uties know it's a fact~
OMONA! IS THIS THE REAL JANG HYUNSEUNG FROM BEAST?
Yup, aren't you smart.
HYUNSEUNG! I am so happy you got a formspring!
I know right tehehe~
Damn... I have no idea who you are... But you're really pretty for a guy.
Thanks?
Hyunseung!
Stranger!
i am so glad you got a formspring oppa! do you have a tumblr too?
yep =]
thesexgod @ tumblr~
(FOR PEOPLE WHO LOOK THINGS UP, THAT TUMBLR IS ACTUALLY MINE, KK? XD
CALL IT FAIL ADVERTISEMENT.)
Sleep with me?
I'd feel guilty fucking a 12 year old.
Why did you choose this user? It should go to Gikwang D:
SHIT GIKWANG HASN'T FUCKED ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM YET.
SO, I GET IT BECAUSE OF OBVIOUS REASONS (i have not fucked his mom though, she thinks i am a slut)
DAMN IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
Come to NK?
I'm not going to sleep with you there if that's where you're getting at.
Do they even have sex there or are the guards all virgins?
LOL I LOVE HOW YOU ANSWERED THESE QUESTIONS
I love myself too, so does a lot other people ;)
Butts?
Maybe...
Do you like Justin Bieber?
UMM DUHHHHHH.
HE SHOULD COME TO KOREA AND I'LL GIVE HIM A BIG SMOOCH LOL XD
But yeah~ 8D
I have a IM user dedicated to him o_______________o
r u a girl
No, I'm a guy.
But I'm much prettier than you.
not to be mean tehehe... but are you gay?~
No :(
I like fucking women.
Men just creep me out atm, or maybe I'm just confused.
is dongwoon a virgin? =]
You should ask him this when he creates a formspring.
I'M NOT THOUGH :D
(Actually, aren't you curious when you see your bias dancing, and you're just like, NOW, IS HE A VIRGIN? I've... I don't think Yoseob is, for some reason. xD)
What are you?
A alien.
I LOVE YOUR EYES
Thank you~ 8D
Makes you want to kiss them?
HYUNSEUNG YOU BITCH
Gikwang, I am a guy first of all.
And you chose to exploit me, I see no point to use it in caps.
suck my wang?
ASK YOUR MOM, SHE'LL DO IT. (not that i'd know anyway)
Who would you like to fuck right now?
... DONGWOON
Umm, I guess Lady Gaga. :D
/shot
peanut caramel?
Don't you mean Orange Caramel?
BESIDES, I'M SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN HEECHUL.
(take that petals!)
I LOVE YOU
I love you too Gikwang :)
SHINee? Who would you fuck if they were a girl group?
... NOILOVEDONGWOON
You would think to answer Taemin, but then again, he's the maknae.
What would he know? Besides all of those noonas.
ONEW WOULD SATISFY ME, HE'S GOT IT GOING ON~
Ok, how about 2PM?
Whoa, that's fresh over there, they all are.
Not Chansung, bad bad bad memories. D:
Taecyeon seems like one who wants to be on top,
though I thought, DOES HE SING WHILE DOING THE DIRTY?
UNFING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
Junsu would just bitchslap me.
Junho would crush me with his arms.
Nichkhun has Victoria (DAMN HER).
So Wooyoung, I mean come on.
He would be fucking hot as a girl.
And he would know moves.
Ok.
lol hyunseung you fail
STOP IT YOSEOB D:
Ooh, I got one! How about Super Junior?
Hmm, thirteen guys? (DAMN 10 OR 11 WHATEVER)
Not Heechul, he'll cheat on me with his cat.
Leeteuk has a weird body.
Eunhyuk just scares me.
Siwon... IT'LL FEEL LIKE HE'S RAPING ME T.T
Sungmin seems like a bitch.
Kyuhyun may give me a STD.
Shindong is getting married or something right?
Yesung is too old for me.
Kibum is not even part of this group anymore.
I'll look like a child molester if I fuck Ryeowook.
DONGHAE :D
I LOVE HIM MAN, HE'S THE SHIT.
Kangin is a dumbass.
And Hangeng is... I'LL JUST PAY TO SEE HIM AT HIS CONCERTS.
THEN I WAS LIKE OHH
... Ohh, you're having sex?
SNSD?
... Yoona has probably fucked everyone so NO SHE'S A SLUT.
I guess... Seohyun, seems innocent enough.
I mean, what her and Yonghwa do behind the scenes is none of my business.
Why are all these questions about sex?
BECAUSE ALL YOU GUYS ARE SOME DAMN PERVERTS
oppa oppa oppa! kara?
Hmm...
Nicole is a bitch in real life.
Hara has Nicole.
Seungyeon has Jiyoung.
Jiyoung has herself.
SO GYURI IS MAH GIRL~ <3
Big Bang? And DBSK? And FT Island?
Whoa, aren't you curious.
Jiyong will rape me and brand tattoos on my body.
Seunghyun will sing Turn It Up while doing so.
Youngbae will turn me away.
Daesung has Hyori.
SEUNGHYUN IS MAH MAN <3
MAKNAE POWAAA!
In DBSK...
Jaejoong has his girly face to get into gay clubs.
Changmin has his cats.
Junsu has Yoochun.
Yoochun has Changmin's cats.
YUNHO HAS MEEEEEE <3
And in FT Island...
Minhwan would not know what to do, LORD SAVE THIS CHILD.
Seunghyun(DAMN THERE IS A LOT HERE) has Honggi.
Jaejin has the ladies.
Jonghun has his guitar.
HONGGI IS A PERV BUT I LOVE HIM FOR THAT.
:)
LOL
lol lol ikr
-end-
Yeah, so good? Bad?
Weird? I know :(
COMMENT MY LITTLE MONSTERS OFFSPRING MUAHAHAHA.