Trollzayaism
Key figures to note:
Sim - as the Lord of Trollzayaism.
therainshark - as the Mother of Trollzayaism.
kirishimaayama - as the Pope of Trollzayaism.
ch1ps0h0y - as the Bishop of Trollzayaism now raised to Archangel.
There are also three children: trollface.jpg, RAEGGUY and F*CKYEAH.
There is also a mistress - Mistress Celty - who gave birth to the child, Weeaboo.
The position of Fallen Angel Shizuo is also open.
For those who wish to be trollptised, speak these words while near-drowning in trolley water:
In the name of the trollzaya, trollman and the ugly troll under the bridge, Amen.
An excerpt from the troll bible:
Trollzaya created many things in seven days.
In the first day, he said : "let there be trolls." and so trolls came, he was satisfied with his creation.
The second day came, Trollzaya created light bulbs and switches, for his little trolls to see the light.
It was the third day, Trollzaya created evil laughter, for his trolls to scare their enemies without weapons.
The fourth day, he created TROLLJACKETS to purify his sinful trolls with.
The fifth day, he declared Trollzayaism as a religion.
The sixth day came.. Trollzaya was not content. So he made humans made out of his little trolls, however, one of his former angels, SHIZUO betrayed him.
On the last day ever...he PWNED Shizuo.
This is the world of Trollzaya.
May you troll the world. Amen.
The hymn of Trollzayaism shall henceforth be: I'm a Believer.
I thought trolls were only real in fairy tales.
Meant to scare a child, and not for me.
But they were out to get me.
That's the way it seemed.
The trolling fear was haunting all my dreams...
And then I saw the face.
Now I'm a believer.
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm a troll. (Oo-ooh~)
I'm a trollzaya,
Couldn't well lie to ya if I tried.
I thought trolls were meant to be quite scary things.
Seems that what I knew was all quite wrong.
There's no use resisting.
All you get is strain.
Why try to go against the change?
But when you see its face.
You'll be a believer.
Not a trace of doubt in your mind.
We're all trolls. (Oo-ooh~)
We're all trollzayas,
No point in lying to yourself.
[SHORT INSTRUMENTAL]
Trolls are out to get you.
That's the way it seems.
The trolling fear is haunting all our dreams...
But when you see its face.
You'll be a believer.
Not a trace of doubt in your mind.
We're all trolls. (Oo-ooh~)
We're all trollzayas,
No point in lying to yourself.
Yeah, see its face~
Now I'm a believer~
Without a trace~
Of doubt in my mind~
And I'm a believer~
I'm a believer~
I'm a believer~