I'm still alive, guys. Barely. Yesterday I got a free hug from someone in the student union, and it was the highest point of the last two weeks ( Read more... )

Just to let everyone know: I've been back home for a few days from the hospital and am recovering well. My phone's currently MIA somewhere in the house, so if I don't answer... apologies in advance! I still have another month and a half before I'm allowed to lift more than 15 lbs (including exercise, intercourse, and lifting suitcases), so who ( Read more... )

A cigar is always a cigar... except when it's a penis ( Read more... )

Yesterday I tossed everything haphazardly into the trunk of my car and drove the 359 miles from Chicago back to Rochester. It was me, my car, my GPS, and the audiobook version of Jack Kerouac's On The Road. I should have smoked a cigarette or cigar, just to make the drive 'complete'. As it was, one never really appreciates the countryside until ( Read more... )